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GHC Has Gorra Lorra Fings On (the radio)
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Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
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It's Book Quote Wednesday & the word is ROOM. In Cursed Under London, the gang stop off at Chicory the Ogre's guest house. She only has one room (and one bed) for Fang & Lazare. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? #BookQW #Booksky Buying links: farragobooks.com/book-series/...
Quote from Cursed Under London. Quote reads: ‘There’s two rooms,’ Chicory told them, getting on with a pile of sewing as her silent husband cleared up the dishes. ‘Top floor. We’ll have no funny business between the unwed though, so it’s ladies in one room, gents in the other.’ The stoic ogre husband gave a small grunt of affirmation, which was the most Lazare had heard from him all evening. Lazare and Nell exchanged glances. None of them wanted to say that at this point, putting Fang and Lazare in a room alone was an invitation to funny business akin to greasing them both up and trying them naked to a tickling stick. Lazare was just going to have to behave. Hopefully Fang snored or was prone to nighttime wind or something equally offputting.
January 14, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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An angry woman pointing - if memes are to be believed, at a cat sitting at a table
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Nottingham Playhouse theatre the singer McAlmont the singer Cyndi Lauper
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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It's Book Quote Wednesday & the word is HAPPEN! In Cursed Under London, Lazare is surprised that he is not the only person to have woken from death, & that a runty little dragon has happened upon a similar unfortunate. #BookSky #BookQW Buying links: farragobooks.com/book-series/...
Quote from Cursed Under London. Quote reads: The dragon approached Lazare with a combination of trepidation and wonder, still sniffing. ‘I recognise that stink.’ ‘I don’t stink…’ Lazare complained. He was wearing his second best pomander, for crying out loud. ‘I can smell it even under all that lavender you’re wearing.’ The dragon sat down in front of him, the fox corpse seemingly forgotten. ‘God’s Scales,’ she exclaimed, ‘it happened again. I found another one!’ ‘Lavender is very in fashion right now,’ argued Lazare, before breaking off suddenly. ‘Wait… what do you mean, “another one”?’ ‘Another one,’ repeated the little dragon, brightly, like that was enough of an explanation. ‘Another… not-quite-a-vampire?’ asked Lazare. The dragon turned tail and started waddling off. ‘I’ll show you him. C’mon.’
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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RETVRN
Robin from Maid Marian and her Merry Men waves camply from behind a tree
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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2, Berlin Apartment. A short game about 5 people in the same central Berlin flat over 5 periods in the 20th-21st century. 2 tales of whimsy darkened by right-next-to-the-wall Cold War fear sandwich 2 incredibly bleak tales of Nazi Based Fuckin Oof. Will be thinking about them for some time.
Art from The Berlin Apartment, showing: An elderly man in the 1930s, a woman and two children in the 1940s, a young woman in a cosmonaut suit in the 1960s, a young man in the 1980s, and a man with a young child in the 2020s
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Might do an 'Indie Games of 2026' thread
1, Strange Antiquities. It's A Very Lovecraftian Time in a Cumbrian town, and you are an assistant Magic Curios shopkeeper (you can be nice or horrible). An only occasionally annoying time spent working out which curio is which, plus you can pet the cat
A set of wooden shelves with magic totems and amulets on it. There is a desk with a shop bell, a grandfather clock and a tabby cat
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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We need to bring back Handbag Bopping
A very cool woman correctly bopping some worthless fucking Nazi on the head with her bag.
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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The Jason Momoa sneaking up on Henry Cavill meme. Cavill is captioned 'everyone in mid december declaring work issues 'a January problem', is unaware that Momoa, is creeping behind him with an impish expression. Momoa is captioned 'January'
January 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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The 'you wouldn't steal a car' meme. Text reads 'you would kidnap a foreign head of state and bomb civilians, because that's totally legal apparently'
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Lula, once you've reforested the Amazon, please make forcing Netflix Brazil to do a 2nd series of this your priority
art for Nobody's Looking (Ninguem ta olhando). Several angels, all with bright red hair in white shirts & red ties, are in an office, along with a human woman with glasses.
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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EVERYTHING about Branwell makes me laugh. Failing even at being a teacher coz he shagged his boss' wife. Dying and then managing to take Emily out at his funeral. Painting himself in the middle of his family portrait then painting himself out really badly. Oh, Branwell.
Branwell's painting of the Bronte sisters, with himself in the middle but painted out so it looks like he's getting beamed up to the Enterprise
January 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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About 3 different twists in the Cursed series can be summed up as:
A scene from Born with Teeth. Marlowe, duplicitous and lustful, leaps high, suddenly, dangerously. Shakespeare is prone on the ground, a little naive, downtrodden but just as dangerous when cornered.
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Have a bunch!
Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer video - Peter is a clay animation, hitting his own face with a sledgehammer hand - an arm and leg pop from the side of his face Janelle Monae's Make Me Feel video. Janelle is on a red podium, surrounded by dancers with their legs in the air in red tights video for Bekhauf by Bloodywood and Babymetal. The lads from Bloodywood are smiling anime characters Lady Gaga's Disease video. Lady Gaga is face down on a car bonnet, shown from above. On the road is painted the word 'disease', seen upside down.
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Same vibes, somehow
The cover art for Martin Freeman & Eddie Piller's Jazz on the Corner Two. Mark Piller stands next to a bay window that has no curtains. Martin Freeman is sat in an excellent armchair but has his shoes on the rug which I don't approve of
December 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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When Jimmy's sensible fans let you know that he's actually a very brave truth teller, and the only reason he looks like a tame court jester to a murderous billionaire tyrant aristocracy is that he's bringing the gift of laughter to strange foreign lands
A packet of Carr's Melts
December 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Life imitates art
A real tuxedo cat (right) sits next to a lego tuxedo cat (left). Yes that's a black Knight cosplay helmet behind them.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The artist wears her cool new Christmas cardi and listens to her boxing day comedy show on the kitchen radio
Me wearing a skeleton cardigan next to a kitchen radio covered in cds and spice jars
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Spuds time & i cannot overstate how much this £1 jar of wonders has changed my spud game
A spice jar of asda own brand roast potato seasoning
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Happy Christmas however you spend it, Pocket Pals. I'm into one of my favourite rituals - spending 2 hours chilling in the kitchen making roast dinner with my Breakfast Of Champions
Coffee, Turkish delight thins (basically Turkish delight after eights) and toffifee
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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🎶it's beginning to look a lot like springsmas 🎶
Pretty sure these are dwarf daffodil shoots Buds on a branch
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The 'Stalin would be loving this' meme from Death of Stalin, but Michael Palin's saying 'Owain Glyndwr would be loving this'
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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*bublé voice*
🎶on my holly jolly bullshit🎶
Some as yet unbaked mince pies being assembled in a muffin tray
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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While I'm recommending games I've loved in 2025 that are currently in the Steam Sale, Date Everything is 35% off right now and it's my favourite and best. If you like very funny, very meta, very LGBT+ dating sims with over 100 interesting stories, you'll like this
Art for Date Everything. Many characters of various genders, races, adult ages and body types from the game frolic in the snow together
December 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM