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My special arm... there is no other like it!
He/him
He/him
Ah, I've seen this one. It was Monty Python. So... yes?
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ah, I've seen this one. It was Monty Python. So... yes?
I know which *I'd* rather...
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I know which *I'd* rather...
I hope you can rest in peace.
But, y'know, not in the death way.
But, y'know, not in the death way.
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I hope you can rest in peace.
But, y'know, not in the death way.
But, y'know, not in the death way.
Why doesn't fae Columbo fly?
He needs just one more wing.
He needs just one more wing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Why doesn't fae Columbo fly?
He needs just one more wing.
He needs just one more wing.
Jesus had his Apostles.
Gary had his Pot Noodles.
Gary had his Pot Noodles.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Jesus had his Apostles.
Gary had his Pot Noodles.
Gary had his Pot Noodles.
a close up of a chewbacca with a beard
ALT: a close up of a chewbacca with a beard
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November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Bold to have anal beads as the cross-sell, mind you.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Bold to have anal beads as the cross-sell, mind you.
Yes, I am a man of a certain age. What of it? 😅
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yes, I am a man of a certain age. What of it? 😅
Hell of a night though.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hell of a night though.
That's a very hard pass from me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That's a very hard pass from me.
Still better than Terminator Genisys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Still better than Terminator Genisys.
Hell of a fancy way to say "called a cab". 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hell of a fancy way to say "called a cab". 🤷♂️
Look, both your wife and the dog are probably up for a polycule situation. Make your peace with it or leave.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Look, both your wife and the dog are probably up for a polycule situation. Make your peace with it or leave.