Scrounge
@scrounge.bsky.social
My special arm... there is no other like it!
He/him
He/him
You just died.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You just died.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
The sixth picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can see it.
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
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How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.
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Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
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Filling in timesheets at work
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Filling in timesheets at work
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin
9am-10am Making faces at emails
10am-11.30am Scrying
11.30am-11.31am Astral planing, although it seems like I’m gone days
11.31am-1pm Thinking about lunch
1pm Luncheon taken
2pm-5pm Consulting grimoire bound with human skin
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ash
PJ Harvey
Primal Scream
Mercury Rev
Hole
Ash
PJ Harvey
Primal Scream
Mercury Rev
Hole
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Blondie
Tori Amos
Rancid
Oh. That's it.
Blondie
Tori Amos
Rancid
Oh. That's it.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Queen
INXS
Tin Machine
David Lee Roth
Joe Satriani
Queen
INXS
Tin Machine
David Lee Roth
Joe Satriani
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ash
PJ Harvey
Primal Scream
Mercury Rev
Hole
Ash
PJ Harvey
Primal Scream
Mercury Rev
Hole
I imagine Jack Black's agent is already making calls.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I imagine Jack Black's agent is already making calls.
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Random Rock Song Of The Night
Old Man
by Neil Young
Young wrote this about the caretaker of the ranch he bought in 1970. The song compares a young man's life to an old man's and shows that the old man was once like this young man.🎶🎸
#ClassicRock
#RockNRoll
#ClassicVinyl
youtu.be/OuVIJlSDOs0?...
Old Man
by Neil Young
Young wrote this about the caretaker of the ranch he bought in 1970. The song compares a young man's life to an old man's and shows that the old man was once like this young man.🎶🎸
#ClassicRock
#RockNRoll
#ClassicVinyl
youtu.be/OuVIJlSDOs0?...
Neil Young - Old Man (Live) [Harvest 50th Anniversary Edition] (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by neilyoungchannel
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Random Rock Song Of The Night
Old Man
by Neil Young
Young wrote this about the caretaker of the ranch he bought in 1970. The song compares a young man's life to an old man's and shows that the old man was once like this young man.🎶🎸
#ClassicRock
#RockNRoll
#ClassicVinyl
youtu.be/OuVIJlSDOs0?...
Old Man
by Neil Young
Young wrote this about the caretaker of the ranch he bought in 1970. The song compares a young man's life to an old man's and shows that the old man was once like this young man.🎶🎸
#ClassicRock
#RockNRoll
#ClassicVinyl
youtu.be/OuVIJlSDOs0?...
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
These new Pokémon look like ass.
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
These new Pokémon look like ass.
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omg schaut euch bloß mal den neuen lego star wars millenium falcon an
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
omg schaut euch bloß mal den neuen lego star wars millenium falcon an
Eliminate only one?! I'm afraid my bowel is just not that selective!
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Eliminate only one?! I'm afraid my bowel is just not that selective!
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The most prescient thing about the Matrix movies is that they said that human civilization peaked in 1999.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The most prescient thing about the Matrix movies is that they said that human civilization peaked in 1999.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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<cough> Olivia Nuzzi <cough>
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
<cough> Olivia Nuzzi <cough>
I like LEGO and sitting down.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I like LEGO and sitting down.
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayhglimve4fbwilzyfjedpa56xwmjq4oriqqs62atkospprs6x5y@jpeg)
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November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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🎶 Three, six, nine, damn she fine
Hopin' she can sock it to me one mo' time
Low, get low (get low)
Get low (get low), get low (get low)
(Come on!)
To the window (give dem di dance now)
To the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls!)
All these bitches crawl (crawl) 🎶
Hopin' she can sock it to me one mo' time
Low, get low (get low)
Get low (get low), get low (get low)
(Come on!)
To the window (give dem di dance now)
To the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls!)
All these bitches crawl (crawl) 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
🎶 Three, six, nine, damn she fine
Hopin' she can sock it to me one mo' time
Low, get low (get low)
Get low (get low), get low (get low)
(Come on!)
To the window (give dem di dance now)
To the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls!)
All these bitches crawl (crawl) 🎶
Hopin' she can sock it to me one mo' time
Low, get low (get low)
Get low (get low), get low (get low)
(Come on!)
To the window (give dem di dance now)
To the wall (to the wall)
'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls!)
All these bitches crawl (crawl) 🎶
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#botaday Bumblebee (Classics). One of my favorite Bumblebee toy designs. Less superhero and more tubby "sidekick" look that dates back to his '84 original. Came out in 2006.
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
#botaday Bumblebee (Classics). One of my favorite Bumblebee toy designs. Less superhero and more tubby "sidekick" look that dates back to his '84 original. Came out in 2006.