Hammerman
scruffo.bsky.social
Hammerman
@scruffo.bsky.social
IRL Minecraft Speedrunner.
Especially right now
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social this sounds like one of your pitches.
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by Hammerman
I thought this was from the NY Times Pitchbot
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So they can form a militia?
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hey! I thought participation trophies were just for millennials!
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thank you for this perspective
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don't get it, it's he not a US citizen? How was he able to vote? How did he not know? The bio linked inside of the article that you linked is blocking me from reading more.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Old Sammy's bin labels"
snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01dhudson...

They've scrubbed the skit from the internet, but they'll never be able to scrub it from my brain!
SNL Transcripts: John Goodman: 11/03/01: Hudson Valley Community Circuit - SNL Transcripts Tonight
Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 27: Episode 4
snltranscripts.jt.org
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM