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Brody Ambrosius 🍁

@scruffopone.bsky.social

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Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 3d

If anyone wants to reach me off this website, which I am feeling is going to be more and more necessary as time goes on, slam into my DMs and I'll give you my discord deets.

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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 2d

Aaaaauuughhh!!! The core! The core is blue hit! Screwdriver you rat! You weren't stabilizing the beryllium sphere, you slipped ans gave me the ol' spicy ball!

How could you given your own scientist, Slotin , THE SPOCY BALL!?

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Bit @bitticusrex.bsky.social · 1d

He begs me to wear him. Need to find an excuse soon. 😌

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Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 10h

Happy October nerds

Are you ready?

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · Sep 1

Panel 1: Shen is gesturing with his hand and happily saying "I love it when girls try to be scary."

Panel 2: Shen puts his hands forward in 'claw' position, big yellow and red glints in his eyes and the top half of his face cloaked in purple shadow. The background is squiggly indigo lines on a purple background emanating from his head. He says "They just go RAAAH~. And it's more cute than scary"

Panel 3: Shen turns around, looking at a girl with cocentric circle pupils, sharp teeth, an x shaped scar on the right side of her face and a band-aid on the left, and messy blonde hair in a ponytail. She is wearing a white tank-top and black pants. This it the Professional Hater, who has shown up in the comics previously. He says "Hey, try to be scary for me."

Panel 4: Side view as she hands a happy Shen a piece of paper with something written on it.

Panel 5: Shen's expression sours into a something more somber and concerned as he says "this is my home address".

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 16d

Panel 1: Shen waving to his back-right at some teenagers leaning and sitting against a wall and saying "Hey!!" as he walks by. One of the teens, with curly hair but straight bangs, is standing up, while another, with a white tank top and light blonde hair, is sitting down. The standing up one responds "Sup Unc!"

Panel 2: Shadows emerge from the word "UNC" as it resonates in Shen's mind. He looks to the side, concerned, with his brows somewhat furrowed.

Panel 3: Shen looks forward and attempts to force a smile, but he is sweating and his brows are now very furrowed. His face is lit dramatically from one side. "I'm not an 'unc'" he thinks. "I'm 33 ... That's not unc territory... Teto's in her 30s"

Panel 4: Panicked, Shen jumps to his bathroom mirror when he gets home and looks at it. Looking back is basically Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a middle aged hairy man with a moustache who wears a gold chain.

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 12h

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Zorak @zorak.bsky.social · 12h

We've received word that more training is required to handle complex skull-based situations you may find yourself in. Please, take notes and consider how you'd react to this scenario.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6_6...

Tangible Human Skull, Features & Benefits - 2

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Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 15h

"The great communist jihadi"

Holy shit you people are genuinely insane.

Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 15h

The only people standing there at that point are all the ones that Trump likes too so they already paid that price decades ago.

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jay 🩸 @harteshorn.bsky.social · 18h

comm for @/maxieverse!

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Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 18h

Here I thought this was gonna be about one of those countless fascist twitter accounts run by some Indian dude.

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Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 18h

Oh I'm sorry I forgot to mention Taub is a wellness coach whose actual job is self branding and taking advantage of societal anxieties from vulnerable people to sell a $50 hat.

Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 21h

Taub is a fucking clown who is crying his eyes out that some racist dork got told to stop harassing people by cops like once or twice.

Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 21h

Thinking about the Texas guard being sent outside of Texas and there is a 100% chance this will be the first time out of Texas which means they will suffer panic attacks from the concept of autumn.

Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 21h

Masterlock bash resistance DC 4

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 1d

tothechaos on tumblr: "going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace"

self-replies with the soldier shopped into the produce section of a very bougie supermarket: "$12.95 for 8.50z of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

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Brody Ambrosius 🍁 @scruffopone.bsky.social · 21h

I love cars that make themselves hazards on the road while being trash. Between that and the F-150 that are the size of three cars, this car future is shit

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RyyBOOdo @ Vacation Oct 8-22 @ryyudo.bsky.social · 22h

My dad drove us in a loaner Tesla this morning where Grok AI:
Turned itself on
Would not turn off
Instructed how to tell it to stop (did not stop)
Instructed how to tell it to play music (did not music)

After setting the volume to 0 and sitting in silence, an advertisement forced the volume back on