Zorak
@zorak.bsky.social
Tremendous science and anime nerd.
scryfall, random card talkin, tangible human skull
scryfall, random card talkin, tangible human skull
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votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 AM
votoms announcer: all humans desires a delicious meal, and many think pizza the answer. little do they know that sometimes the pizza is too hot for them, and it burns their mouth.
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
me: huh
announcer: uoodoo is the pizza
me: ok
announcer: chirico is the cheese
me: sure
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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ca-li-forn-ia girls we're ｉｎｔａｎｇｉｂｌｅ
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ca-li-forn-ia girls we're ｉｎｔａｎｇｉｂｌｅ
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
ｈｕｍａｎ ｓｋｕｌｌ biｓｃｒｅａｍ nis on top
ｂｅｔｔｉｓｃｏｍｂｅ represent nowｒｅｖｅｒｂｅｒａｔｅ
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
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I'm not going to form an opinion on the new Metroid Prime until it's out and I can take it in with full context, but if it turns out that Nintendo for like the third time forgot the tone of Metroid? It'll be very funny.
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm not going to form an opinion on the new Metroid Prime until it's out and I can take it in with full context, but if it turns out that Nintendo for like the third time forgot the tone of Metroid? It'll be very funny.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One of the things that has made entering new cards easier for @scryfall.com for the past year has been that the new WOTC galleries exposed card data on the back-end such that we could programmatically access it.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
With the full reveal of TLA, they've removed that data.
I feel absolutely crushed.
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The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.
'The return of baby driver': The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know...
It has been 0 days without dwarven baby disasters.
www.pcgamer.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.
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bringing back my favorite tweet related to this video
April 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
bringing back my favorite tweet related to this video
Random King of All Cosmos quotes from Once Upon a Katamari that I appreciated a lot
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Random King of All Cosmos quotes from Once Upon a Katamari that I appreciated a lot
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
Yamamoto is fucking unreal
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yamamoto is fucking unreal
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Tangible Human Skull, Features & Benefits - Situation 5
YouTube video by Zorak
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October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Tangible Human Skull, Features & Benefits - Situation 5
YouTube video by Zorak
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The sound I made seeing this in Once Upon A Katamari was Significant and Loud
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The sound I made seeing this in Once Upon A Katamari was Significant and Loud
Being name checked in an interview when you have no reason to even consider it is very surreal and funny.
Anyway Fantasy Maiden Wars is cool, @dramata.bsky.social et. al. do awesome work, you should buy that game if you like either Touhou or Super Robot Wars
bsky.app/profile/rich...
Anyway Fantasy Maiden Wars is cool, @dramata.bsky.social et. al. do awesome work, you should buy that game if you like either Touhou or Super Robot Wars
bsky.app/profile/rich...
To celebrate Fantasy Maiden Wars getting an official English translation, we interviewed the English translation team to learn more about the translation.
Click the link below to read the article!
special thanks to @guiltyjake.bsky.social and mogumogu.carrd.co!
en.touhougarakuta.com/article/fant...
Click the link below to read the article!
special thanks to @guiltyjake.bsky.social and mogumogu.carrd.co!
en.touhougarakuta.com/article/fant...
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Being name checked in an interview when you have no reason to even consider it is very surreal and funny.
Anyway Fantasy Maiden Wars is cool, @dramata.bsky.social et. al. do awesome work, you should buy that game if you like either Touhou or Super Robot Wars
bsky.app/profile/rich...
Anyway Fantasy Maiden Wars is cool, @dramata.bsky.social et. al. do awesome work, you should buy that game if you like either Touhou or Super Robot Wars
bsky.app/profile/rich...
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look at this human skull
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0
nickelskull
YouTube video by Zorak
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
look at this human skull
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0
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Glad that the new Katamari's collection continues the tradition of being very funny
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Glad that the new Katamari's collection continues the tradition of being very funny
look at this human skull
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0
nickelskull
YouTube video by Zorak
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
look at this human skull
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0
youtu.be/9v6Am4s9bn0