Scrump Dumplin' - Southern Gaming Mama
@scrumpdumplin.bsky.social
Streaming and internet personality bringing some southern-style sass to the gaming world! Featured on USA Today and The Tonight Show.
Tweets are my own opinion only, and if you don't like it, toodle-doo hun!
Tweets are my own opinion only, and if you don't like it, toodle-doo hun!
Hard to beat the kind of evil optimism that puts grind blockers on a curved triple kink rail
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hard to beat the kind of evil optimism that puts grind blockers on a curved triple kink rail
The one thing "Idiocracy" actually got wrong? Setting it in 2505 instead of 2021.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The one thing "Idiocracy" actually got wrong? Setting it in 2505 instead of 2021.
They call me master shake because of how good I am at buying 30 dollar ounces
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They call me master shake because of how good I am at buying 30 dollar ounces
Really disheartened by how 3 stars is fair for slightly above average food and yet people still get mad at me and resort to ad hominem attacks
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Really disheartened by how 3 stars is fair for slightly above average food and yet people still get mad at me and resort to ad hominem attacks
my 68 yearold husband got his first smartphone and it has been a GODSEND for keeping him entertained while we're out with youtube and such, yet to have a single incident in public so far
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
my 68 yearold husband got his first smartphone and it has been a GODSEND for keeping him entertained while we're out with youtube and such, yet to have a single incident in public so far
I drive better high not because it makes me more paranoid/cautious but because I become one with my machine
September 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I drive better high not because it makes me more paranoid/cautious but because I become one with my machine
Just found out people are sending my son death threats over his Podcast. My heart is broken.
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just found out people are sending my son death threats over his Podcast. My heart is broken.
to my haters: congrats. just got beaten to death with spiked bats for my remarks. hope you are happy
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
to my haters: congrats. just got beaten to death with spiked bats for my remarks. hope you are happy
popular format bc you didnt 'have a dream' where some funny meme happened you laundered your own joke through yourself because youre a coward. just post the comic edit you made loser
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
popular format bc you didnt 'have a dream' where some funny meme happened you laundered your own joke through yourself because youre a coward. just post the comic edit you made loser
yeah i play synth in a bitgrind band called 'sheburstintospiders' where we name our songs shit like 'glass joe biden' and basically everyone fucking hates us
September 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
yeah i play synth in a bitgrind band called 'sheburstintospiders' where we name our songs shit like 'glass joe biden' and basically everyone fucking hates us
every actor beaten to death until we have the gaffer/key grip awards
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
every actor beaten to death until we have the gaffer/key grip awards
boy got sleep token shirt in the pics frontierer and car bomb in the bio ?!
September 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
boy got sleep token shirt in the pics frontierer and car bomb in the bio ?!
I am allowed to do more than the average person.
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I am allowed to do more than the average person.
Got ripped apart and killed by two great white sharks today
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Got ripped apart and killed by two great white sharks today
Let's get Mr beast trending twitter do ya thing ☝️
August 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Let's get Mr beast trending twitter do ya thing ☝️
everyone at my school has been freaking out over zelda being in the new super smash brothers game
August 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
everyone at my school has been freaking out over zelda being in the new super smash brothers game
they passed a new law that you can drive your car as fast as you want
August 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
they passed a new law that you can drive your car as fast as you want
Everyone is wondering whats wrong with you
August 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Everyone is wondering whats wrong with you
god let me out
August 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
god let me out
im getting forcefully dragged into an awful machine that will tear me asunder
August 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
im getting forcefully dragged into an awful machine that will tear me asunder
The property taxes on my Florida air BNBs is rapidly growing to a frankly ridiculous rate. We're rapidly approaching a society where AirBNBs will only be run by those fortunate enough to own more than 5.
August 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The property taxes on my Florida air BNBs is rapidly growing to a frankly ridiculous rate. We're rapidly approaching a society where AirBNBs will only be run by those fortunate enough to own more than 5.
crushing skippys they call me pb blaster
August 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
crushing skippys they call me pb blaster
i am being escorted out of the stadium nude covered in glow in the dark body paint
August 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i am being escorted out of the stadium nude covered in glow in the dark body paint
libraries are only punk if youre publicly jacking off to porn on the computers
wait, while we're on the subject of libraries, can I present to you my favorite shirt. Instagram keeps offering for-profit brands that have completely bitten this design, but this is the one that actually raises money for a D.C. public library
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August 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
libraries are only punk if youre publicly jacking off to porn on the computers
being an ambush predator sounds cool as hell. you just get your chill spot. hang out. sometimes get a free tasty snack. take the life of something lesser than you
August 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
being an ambush predator sounds cool as hell. you just get your chill spot. hang out. sometimes get a free tasty snack. take the life of something lesser than you