Scrumpet
@scrumpet.bsky.social
Hi I'm Scrumpet! I'm a sheep 🐑 I love analog media 📼 I stream on twitch twitch.tv/scrumpetsheep they/them/she/her
💕 @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 💕
💕 @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 💕
I am big dick homer
I am big dick homer
I am big dick homer
homer simpson in a devil costume is holding ice cream cones
ALT: homer simpson in a devil costume is holding ice cream cones
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November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I am big dick homer
I am big dick homer
I am big dick homer
I literally wake up at 1am to my boyfriend @cart00nm00n.bsky.social standing over me doing the stickbug dance and cackling like a hyena. I'd pay a subscription for this app.
a green grasshopper is crawling on a wooden surface .
ALT: a green grasshopper is crawling on a wooden surface .
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November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I literally wake up at 1am to my boyfriend @cart00nm00n.bsky.social standing over me doing the stickbug dance and cackling like a hyena. I'd pay a subscription for this app.
I've been trying to figure out what character he reminds me of and I finally found it
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I've been trying to figure out what character he reminds me of and I finally found it
Bros looking REAL geriatric.
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Bros looking REAL geriatric.
I have to make 200 a day and it boils my little autism brain
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have to make 200 a day and it boils my little autism brain
Oh shit I can't wait to watch drywall on VHS
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oh shit I can't wait to watch drywall on VHS
Resellers have targeted any kind of physical media or media peripheral. At the beginning of the year you couldn't give away a crt tv. Now they are 200+ dollars.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Resellers have targeted any kind of physical media or media peripheral. At the beginning of the year you couldn't give away a crt tv. Now they are 200+ dollars.
I think there's a LOT of projection going on with the tiktok community. They obviously have an issue with larger body types. They see anything that makes them uncomfy and deem it nefarious. They always want moral high ground especially against people they deem "popufur' it's NUTS
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think there's a LOT of projection going on with the tiktok community. They obviously have an issue with larger body types. They see anything that makes them uncomfy and deem it nefarious. They always want moral high ground especially against people they deem "popufur' it's NUTS
I don't like labels. But my official government mandated sexual identity is: Bi/pan agender as of 2025.
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don't like labels. But my official government mandated sexual identity is: Bi/pan agender as of 2025.
Growing up queer during the early 2000s and in such a hostile environment actually is what gives me my unbridled confidence I present with today. I've always existed outside the norm and thrive there.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Growing up queer during the early 2000s and in such a hostile environment actually is what gives me my unbridled confidence I present with today. I've always existed outside the norm and thrive there.
My identity and sexuality is like a house plant. It's always growing. Sometimes I forget to water it and it shrivels up.
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My identity and sexuality is like a house plant. It's always growing. Sometimes I forget to water it and it shrivels up.
TENCHI MUYO IS THE EPICENTER OF SO MANY QUEER IDENTITIES
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
TENCHI MUYO IS THE EPICENTER OF SO MANY QUEER IDENTITIES
I relate. I've never had a word for my sexuality but I use bi/pan as a catchall term for it x3
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I relate. I've never had a word for my sexuality but I use bi/pan as a catchall term for it x3
Around 17 years old I leaned hard into being androgynous. I didn't know what "nonbinary" was at the time but I've just always BEEN that. Learned about it at the ripe age of 21
Growing up in a small rural southern town ON AN ISLAND, my existence has been a problem to others.
Growing up in a small rural southern town ON AN ISLAND, my existence has been a problem to others.
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Around 17 years old I leaned hard into being androgynous. I didn't know what "nonbinary" was at the time but I've just always BEEN that. Learned about it at the ripe age of 21
Growing up in a small rural southern town ON AN ISLAND, my existence has been a problem to others.
Growing up in a small rural southern town ON AN ISLAND, my existence has been a problem to others.
I had always been called fag and queerbait by my peers AND FACULTY at school growing up. I don't think the kids even knew what it meant but they always knew I was different.
I finally came out in like 8th grade (I think) one of the only openly queer kids on the island I was growing up on.
I finally came out in like 8th grade (I think) one of the only openly queer kids on the island I was growing up on.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I had always been called fag and queerbait by my peers AND FACULTY at school growing up. I don't think the kids even knew what it meant but they always knew I was different.
I finally came out in like 8th grade (I think) one of the only openly queer kids on the island I was growing up on.
I finally came out in like 8th grade (I think) one of the only openly queer kids on the island I was growing up on.
Would it have like extra baggy leg gathers? That sounds counter productive.
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Would it have like extra baggy leg gathers? That sounds counter productive.
I get that over the phone at my job. My new supervisor met me for the first time and was like "ARE YOU OK HUN YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED"
I just always look tired cause my eyes are always droopy haha
I just always look tired cause my eyes are always droopy haha
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I get that over the phone at my job. My new supervisor met me for the first time and was like "ARE YOU OK HUN YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED"
I just always look tired cause my eyes are always droopy haha
I just always look tired cause my eyes are always droopy haha
I appreciate the opportunity! I love your sheep character!
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I appreciate the opportunity! I love your sheep character!
Honestly these are the migrants I pray for.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Honestly these are the migrants I pray for.
I'm trying to find out more about the print but when I reverse image search it all that comes up is my reddit post I made when I hung it up 😭
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm trying to find out more about the print but when I reverse image search it all that comes up is my reddit post I made when I hung it up 😭