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Scrumpet
@scrumpet.bsky.social
Hi I'm Scrumpet! I'm a sheep 🐑 I love analog media 📼 I stream on twitch twitch.tv/scrumpetsheep they/them/she/her

💕 @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 💕
I love collecting ominous FB marketplace posts.
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is my pride flag btw
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Queer bsky, how old were you when you came out?

Is "I simply have always been" a copout answer?

I remember asking to shop in the women's clothing department in 3rd grade arguing that clothing CANT be just for X gender. (My mother let me)
Queer bsky, how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

I also need a thread lol

💙 bi @ 14.. a girl called me gay for staring. I was spacing out, but it was enough to make me think!

💛 pan @ 16 when I found the right words for what I felt at the time, plus gender stuff starting :3
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Gonna need a thread for this!

🏳️‍🌈 Came out as gay at 15 to conservative family and got sent to conversion therapy, woo . . .

🍳🏳️‍🌈 At 19 figured out I was Pan, cause gosh everyone is so pretty!

Cont. 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I had a dream that Elon musk went bankrupt and I was his landlord. I treated him like absolute garbage and made sure his living situation was terrible
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm literally in survival mode and they are playing christmas music over the office radio.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Asked the manager at spirit if we could buy the cardboard signage.

Walked out with two signed and they rung them up as cheap donations.
Important purchases
November 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Coped one of my favorite albums of all time. My Tatsu Yamashita vinyl collection grows.
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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2 years with the cutest sheep around. We've already had so many fun adventures and so many more ahead of us! I'd herd you anyday bb!
💚💚💚 @scrumpet.bsky.social 💚💚💚

🎨: @larke.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's me and @cart00nm00n.bsky.social 2nd anniversary!

Time sure does fly. I'm very thankful for my supportive, kind, very cute puppy! Looking forward to many more years filled with love (even when he throws my pillows down the stairs)
October 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Always take your werewolf boyfriend trick or treating! 🎃

🎨: @crowkadow.bsky.social
🐑: @scrumpet.bsky.social
#furryart #furry
October 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I forgot to put a fragrance on this morning and I just smell like PEOPLE.

I feel NAKED.
October 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Post a picture of your fursona and I'll recommend a fragrance based on vibes alone

(My collection is a MESS)
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Painted this little guy for Halloween!
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When you straight up find a full bottle of fragrance at goodwill for 2 bucks.

I'm not big on designer brand frags but I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

I'm actually terrified of horses
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Got another one of my favorite albums on vinyl. The music from Pete and Pete by Polaris (Mark Mulcahy of Miracle Legion) its a pretty rare album from a limited pressing.
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
867-5309/Jenny by Tommy two-tone is playing on the radio at goodwill and a child beside me yelled at the top of his lungs "YOOOOO 67 THEY SAID 67" over and over.

The future is in good hands
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Week two of noticing my boss pays me for exactly 39.25 hours every week even though I'm staying 30-60 minutes late every day
October 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Worst part about shooting film is scanning it into my windows xp computer.
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What album we bootlegging onto Sony Minidisc first, kiddos?
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Turns out the company I work for has been paying all of their employees for 39.5 hours of work every week. No matter how late we stay.

What y'all think? Lawsuit or report them to the IRS?
October 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I HATE being forced to use Door dash.

I'm like SO anti door dash it's such a shit service.

This is what comes up when I go to the local "healthy" options
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Forced to do 10+ hours a day of work in the office because my hire ups can't keep clients at a job for more than a single day.

They tell me they need 6 workers and we literally don't have a single person who qualifies for the job because they've all been to the warehouse and were fired after 1 day
October 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Had a crazy day today. Got in my first car wreck (a girl ran a stop sign were both fine) and I found a camera at goodwill that regularly sells for around 500 dollars. (It doesn't look like much but it's a very good camera)

I'm ready for bed ugh
October 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The thrifting gods have smiled upon me once again. A functioning Sony mini disc player with a blank disc inside. Something I've had on my bucket list for a while but could never afford to get one.
September 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM