scrungliest.bsky.social
@scrungliest.bsky.social
A rock has to objectively be the cooler option than a hard place right
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Abolish having a tasty little sweet treat before bed.
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
critical support for whichever politician rightfully categorizes "chopped unc" a slur
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Reposted
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
normalize not having any mutuals
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
They’re betting on my downfall on kalshi
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Fujo out in a goonage daydream oooh yea
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Theological reformer class called Pontius Pilates
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Reposted
I was surprised to see so few references to Heather Heyer as I doomscrolled yesterday; she was the first person I thought of once I saw the footage of the car and the protestors and the armed goons, and will be back in my nightmares like usual tonight.
January 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
As someone who does this regularly has he stopped to think maybe we LIKE apologizing for being white?? 🙄
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Imagine there's no santa
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
SNAIL DRAKE: you used to call me on my shell phone!
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
acting angry and betrayed when all the other crabs in the barrel start working together
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
They should invent a hinge date that doesn’t forget your name halfway through
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
So... is there a Mr. Bride of Frankenstein? 👀
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
She call me Mookie the way my thing do her right
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
the problem is there's no epic rap battles of herstory
September 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Call me Howard the way I’m making history off this Zyn
July 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM