scruss
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aka Stewart Russell: hairy old Scottish nerdy git living in Toronto
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worship at the shrine
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Why is Holyday such a colossal waste of everyone's time?
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Very long press. Toyota claim it will beep when programmed, but it doesn't.

Either way, we will be able to find CJBC-FM (90.3 MHz) when we need it
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this and the Jensen Interceptor were the only cool cars
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we've had our car for a decade, and only today did I work out how to save channel presets on the radio
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Except for the Leafs. Their fans make about the same amount of noise about their last Stanley Cup win (1967) as England fans do about their most recent World Cup (1966)
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No jail time for the "Freedom Convoy" leaders, dammit
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oh don't like wasps? here's your moment of calm if you like nutria 2/3
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SEUT is also good, but occasionally gruesome

My repost is from my garden, but image copied from /r/SEUT because I could find it
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It's mine. i have it now. this is the greatest day of my life. etc.
A black squirrel sitting on a red fence clutching a rainbow sugar cookie. Its whiskers have sugar on them.
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there's an 8085 in that DEC VT, if you need a security processor
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a PizzaForno or Let's Pizza vending machine?
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I guess there was nothing to stop them doing this, except common sense
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these are great!

We've all met the tenanted bin before ...
A black Toronto "Litter Only" park trash bin under some pine trees on grass. A raccoon is peeking out of the top of the bin, with its front legs resting on the lip of the bin
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This is a McCorrisken from memory, as I don't have his first book ("Cream of the Dross") here:

THE MAGGOT

The maggot wends its loathsome way
Across some putrid meat.
It has to wend its way because
The maggot has no feet.

#poetry #scots #WalterMcCorrisken
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another one from McCorrisken, who claimed to be the "world's worst poet", and everyone was too stunned to disagree:—

EDINBURGH CASTLE

To the builders of Edinburgh Castle
We should really build a shrine.
For having the sense to build it
So near the railway line.

#poetry #scots #WalterMcCorrisken
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serious request (sorry): does anyone have Scots training data for Tesseract OCR? The default language setting is making an arse of it. Any pointers appreciated, thanks.

(I don't mean Scottish Gaelic [gla], I mean Scots [sco])
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I'm sure the barred owls miss you very much
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Always liked her ever since I saw her singing "Flower of Scotland" at Murrayfield
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This is what ex-corporate thin clients are for. They're half the price of Raspberry Pi kit
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"raspberry pi computer" is an anagram of "temporary price burps".