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Steph (Paddock || Shaver)
@sdshaver.com
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Personal account chockablock full of dumb takes. Mamawizard, urgency wrangler + horrible goose. Jira/Yargle/HA enthusiast. Former: Blizzard, Simutronics. Write as Shaver // Work as Paddock on @mtgarena.com (she/her/Braids)

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My hands are freezing.
Ornaments hanging in an entry. A wreathe is on the door.
December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Finished eldest’s keyhole scarf. I love keyhole scarves.

Moving on to second born’s.
A white, pink, blue, and teal scarf with a keyhole in the middle for slipping the scarf through. It has white and blue fringe. A white, pink, and blue keyhole scarf around the neck of a older woman with brown hair and glasses. The scarf slips through a hole in one end.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Food was good. Pass out now.
A plate from Thanksgiving with lots of food on it. A collection of side dishes on a stovetop.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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We call this “Midsommaring the bird”.
A raw turkey on a bed of herbs covered with more fresh herbs
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I suck at pie dough. I have never had a pie dough successfully stay in place in the pan. This is just the way things are.

Luckily, they all taste good.
A fully baked pecan pie with a terrible pie crust rim.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Not sure why I’ve never thought to do mushrooms with Thanksgiving before, but making up for lost time.
A selection of mushrooms, including king oyster, button, chanterelle, and shelf oyster.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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This looks like something that would try to kill me in Scavengers Reign.
It's meant to be a cornucopia, but it kind of gave up and the end result is some sort of alien pod thing with leaves stuck to it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Rad.
The AI was unable to render a fork and spoon, so it just kind of mashed them together into some useless abomination.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"Happy Thanksgiving, kids! Enjoy your...bananas, mistletoe sprigs and turkey we snagged from a vault ten miles outside of New Vegas!"
An AI generated image of a "Thanksgiving Table" with a bunch of weird stuff at the table.
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I mean. JFC.
Photo of several high rise structures on fire, while a fire truck tries to spray them with water.
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Started a non-chaos scarf for eldest and then my cat decided to be a stereotype.
Two-stranded scarf on needles. Yarn is rainbow and a chenille with a subtle blossom pattern A cat lying next to a ball of sparkly rainbow yarn
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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She is babby.
A woman in glasses with a cat on her chest, lovingly massaging one shoulder.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Getting ready.
A Meal Planner showing upcoming meals: 26 Wed NOTES • Prep for Nov 27th: - Sohla's Dry Brine and Turkev... latest you can start dry brining - snap beans - peel potatoes - blanch onions 27 Thu DINNER - Black Bottom Pecan Pie - Butternut Pumpkin Pie Recipe - Sohla's Dry Brine and Turkey Sear - Easy Roasted Cipollini Onions - Cream Corn Like No Other - Southern Candied Yams
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The “most people rejected his message” Chick Tract meme, but with “Jamelle” in place of jesus. Top panel: Most people rejected His message. Speech bubble: Shut up! Bottom panel: They hated JAMELLE because He told them the truth.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The Chaos Scarf Grows.
A very hamfisted, narrow scarf knitted in purple, orange, yellow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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d-do Jace and Vraska count?
Jace and Vraska, two characters from MtG. She has snakes on her head. He is a total nerd. They look, uh, happy?
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Prep. Except the tacos. Those are tacos.
Cranberry sauce and turkey stock on the stove. Also tacos.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Ever since I saw one of the Green brothers do it I can’t stop playing Connections in “hard mode” (getting purple first).
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Boba wants to play with the crows soooo bad.
A cat sitting on a windowsill, looking out a window. In the distance on top of a house are two crows.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Hell yeah.
Pork rib roast with a golden crust. One of the rib chops with roasted cauliflower and sweet potato mash.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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This place has a rose lassi and I’ve never seen or had one before but I am in looooove.
Partially consumed glass filled with a thick, pale pink liquid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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DEV LEAD: So I’m thinking a Friday deploy —

ME:
A post from a madman on Truth social saying SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH! Unfortunately he is also the president.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I am laughing too hard at this.
A man in a shiny metallic jacket holding a microphone in front of a laser background. The head of John Brown is superimposed behind him. The words “AM NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH SOMEONE THAT JOHN BROWN WOULD HAVE SHOT” are on the screen.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Added rice cake ovalettes (tteokguk tteok) to our turkey soup tonight. Om nom nom.
Pot of soup and two bowls. A large black ladle.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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This is my kid kicking the ever-loving shit out of some wooden boards. ❤️ 🥋
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM