a giant enemy crab
@sea-laire.bsky.social
Level 33 nerdlord. She/they, queer. Fandom, fiber arts, and farming. “A kinder, gentler spider queen”
Definitely gonna get nsfw, so 18+ or gtfo
Definitely gonna get nsfw, so 18+ or gtfo
Listen, author. I say this with only love and respect in my heart. But that is a full paragraph of tags for a fic that is only 200 words long, there’s no fucking way all of those could possibly apply
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Listen, author. I say this with only love and respect in my heart. But that is a full paragraph of tags for a fic that is only 200 words long, there’s no fucking way all of those could possibly apply
Blue sky through the snowy trees is, to me, the hibernal cousin of Van Gogh’s “Almond Blossoms”
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Blue sky through the snowy trees is, to me, the hibernal cousin of Van Gogh’s “Almond Blossoms”
I have become a more confident person solely because my work has put me in contact with some of the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet. I am actually doing really well as it turns out, because the bar is in The Core Of The Earth and some of these people still trip on it
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I have become a more confident person solely because my work has put me in contact with some of the dumbest motherfuckers on this planet. I am actually doing really well as it turns out, because the bar is in The Core Of The Earth and some of these people still trip on it
I FOUND A PEN IVE BEEN HUNTING DOWN FOR AGESSSSSSSS
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I FOUND A PEN IVE BEEN HUNTING DOWN FOR AGESSSSSSSS
Thinking about Minotaurs. And the idea of human teeth in a cow’s head.
January 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Thinking about Minotaurs. And the idea of human teeth in a cow’s head.
Tragedy has struck: I’m deeply invested in a mid-tier time management game and care about the characters enough to want to write fic about it
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Tragedy has struck: I’m deeply invested in a mid-tier time management game and care about the characters enough to want to write fic about it
Reposted by a giant enemy crab
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
Microdosing having a cat by observing the bobcat in my yard
December 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Microdosing having a cat by observing the bobcat in my yard
“Can you believe [role A] and [role B] were the same actor???” yeah actually I can bc it’s almost like being able to convincingly play a wide range of roles is a key component to being a good actor
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Can you believe [role A] and [role B] were the same actor???” yeah actually I can bc it’s almost like being able to convincingly play a wide range of roles is a key component to being a good actor
Merry Chrimbs
Billy West Christmas in Kenmore Square WBCN Audio Master courtesy of Tom Sandman Billy & Tom
YouTube video by MrJOHNNYLIGHTNING
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December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Merry Chrimbs
I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be mean about newbies I’m not going to be
I love and hate how many people very high in the echelons of my work are bad at technology. Like how are you the head of this government department and you don’t know how to bcc people? It would be funnier if it weren’t so concerning
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love and hate how many people very high in the echelons of my work are bad at technology. Like how are you the head of this government department and you don’t know how to bcc people? It would be funnier if it weren’t so concerning
I keep seeing people draw holly and call it mistletoe and I am being SO STOIC AND POLITE ABOUT IT
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I keep seeing people draw holly and call it mistletoe and I am being SO STOIC AND POLITE ABOUT IT
I am choosing to believe that Chappell Roan named her cat Trinket bc she’s a Critical Role fan
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I am choosing to believe that Chappell Roan named her cat Trinket bc she’s a Critical Role fan
I NEED to figure out what I need to be eating with these meds I feel like I’m tweaking in this library
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I NEED to figure out what I need to be eating with these meds I feel like I’m tweaking in this library
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif:
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif:
“What have I done” Essek you’re the head of the Kryn CIA and some light extrajudicial killing is bothering you NOW?
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“What have I done” Essek you’re the head of the Kryn CIA and some light extrajudicial killing is bothering you NOW?
Thinking about the time I fainted while donating platelets (hypocalcemia whee) and when the nurse asked what I had eaten that day I couldn’t hold on to a thought long enough to answer but still managed to clearly reply “I heard you but I can’t focus enough to answer your question”
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thinking about the time I fainted while donating platelets (hypocalcemia whee) and when the nurse asked what I had eaten that day I couldn’t hold on to a thought long enough to answer but still managed to clearly reply “I heard you but I can’t focus enough to answer your question”
Thinking about blumentrio and listening to Matches to Paper Dolls and feeling so unwell
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thinking about blumentrio and listening to Matches to Paper Dolls and feeling so unwell
The sexiest thing a person can have is a fully detailed biosecurity plan
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The sexiest thing a person can have is a fully detailed biosecurity plan
Getting a bunch of Giving Tuesday emails but bc I’m a huge queer I see “it’s giving tuesday” and I’m like “what exactly does that mean. Work-week realness?”
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting a bunch of Giving Tuesday emails but bc I’m a huge queer I see “it’s giving tuesday” and I’m like “what exactly does that mean. Work-week realness?”
I meant to post this earlier but @monkhazard.bsky.social, all the Roy/Riza posting made me think of this all-time tumblr post I have to share with
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I meant to post this earlier but @monkhazard.bsky.social, all the Roy/Riza posting made me think of this all-time tumblr post I have to share with
The struggle of wanting to post a lovely picture of the train platform in the snow but not wanting to immediately dox myself down to a hyper specific location
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The struggle of wanting to post a lovely picture of the train platform in the snow but not wanting to immediately dox myself down to a hyper specific location
Ashley Johnson’s full throated love of fanfic is making me really emotional this morning
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ashley Johnson’s full throated love of fanfic is making me really emotional this morning
Maybe writing a comic with my friend will fix me
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Maybe writing a comic with my friend will fix me