black hyena gonna bite the idiot
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any/all including neos
18+ only no minors
any/all including neos
18+ only no minors
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on the one paw it's deeply fucked up that the internet is functionally real life now. like that is a horrifying thing to have happened.
on the other, it's so cool that now if you want an escape from real life you can just. go outside. walk to the library. go to a grocery store and not buy anything
on the other, it's so cool that now if you want an escape from real life you can just. go outside. walk to the library. go to a grocery store and not buy anything
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i know somebody out there is capable of twerking to Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima and merely has too much social awareness to actually do it. praying they get less socially aware
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
i know somebody out there is capable of twerking to Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima and merely has too much social awareness to actually do it. praying they get less socially aware
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he believes in booty. he is penis as a boy
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
he believes in booty. he is penis as a boy
does anybody know why Charli XCX said this
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
does anybody know why Charli XCX said this
i hope the phrase "all my heroes are cornballs" outlives the guy who coined it. it's so much bigger than him and its something we should realistically be using almost daily
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i hope the phrase "all my heroes are cornballs" outlives the guy who coined it. it's so much bigger than him and its something we should realistically be using almost daily
ranking albums by how many snare hits they start with
Songs About Jane (maroon 5) - 8
Loveless (my bloody valentine) - 4
maroon 5 confirmed better than my bloody valentine
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Songs About Jane (maroon 5) - 8
Loveless (my bloody valentine) - 4
maroon 5 confirmed better than my bloody valentine
- 🖤
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
ranking albums by how many snare hits they start with
Songs About Jane (maroon 5) - 8
Loveless (my bloody valentine) - 4
maroon 5 confirmed better than my bloody valentine
- 🖤
Songs About Jane (maroon 5) - 8
Loveless (my bloody valentine) - 4
maroon 5 confirmed better than my bloody valentine
- 🖤
if youre in your twenties do some shit your teenage self would think is cool. you're still in touch with both your taste as a teenager, more than you ever will be after your twenties, but you're also mature enough not to be as aimless or edgy or superficial as a teenager would
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
if youre in your twenties do some shit your teenage self would think is cool. you're still in touch with both your taste as a teenager, more than you ever will be after your twenties, but you're also mature enough not to be as aimless or edgy or superficial as a teenager would
BREAKING: Apple Reportedly Developing New App Called "Smellegram"
January 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
BREAKING: Apple Reportedly Developing New App Called "Smellegram"
the ytp/ytpmv scene is proof that if we actually knew how talented teenagers were capable of being like a solid third of society would fall into total collapse
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
the ytp/ytpmv scene is proof that if we actually knew how talented teenagers were capable of being like a solid third of society would fall into total collapse
every time there's a new underground soundcloud type rap musician who makes hard n aggressive n fun n intense music his alias is like "MostMelody" and his legal name is the most professional resume shit ever like Théodore Leon William Silver
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
every time there's a new underground soundcloud type rap musician who makes hard n aggressive n fun n intense music his alias is like "MostMelody" and his legal name is the most professional resume shit ever like Théodore Leon William Silver
how it feels to record vocals as a bad vocalist vs how it feels to record guitar as a bad guitarist
January 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
how it feels to record vocals as a bad vocalist vs how it feels to record guitar as a bad guitarist
why is recording the bane of my existence. you are an apex predator and you love editing and you love playing and making sounds, you really reluctant to set up a damn microphone? literally lock in
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
why is recording the bane of my existence. you are an apex predator and you love editing and you love playing and making sounds, you really reluctant to set up a damn microphone? literally lock in
rare picture of Jane Remover and James Removim together (2025, colorized)
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
rare picture of Jane Remover and James Removim together (2025, colorized)
every time i interact with any f*ndraiser post i get mobbed with bots and i will try not to let this stop me from such interactions
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
every time i interact with any f*ndraiser post i get mobbed with bots and i will try not to let this stop me from such interactions
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who's this absol oc?
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
who's this absol oc?
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
"conformity gate" is so funny to me as someone who did not watch BBC Sherlock but remembers the "secret good finale airing at a secret time" conspiracy THAT show generated and how that also started partially due to a gay ship's discourse. those who dont learn from history are doomed to BBC Sherlock
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"conformity gate" is so funny to me as someone who did not watch BBC Sherlock but remembers the "secret good finale airing at a secret time" conspiracy THAT show generated and how that also started partially due to a gay ship's discourse. those who dont learn from history are doomed to BBC Sherlock
white people "getting invited to the cookout" is a lie white people tell other white people and its a convenient one cuz the idea makes people feel like theyve been a good ally without the burden of having to do anything that would make them one
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
white people "getting invited to the cookout" is a lie white people tell other white people and its a convenient one cuz the idea makes people feel like theyve been a good ally without the burden of having to do anything that would make them one
stranger things season 5 ending and taylor swift life of a showgirl both being extremely high-budget piles of shit is ringing very "art under fascism" to me
January 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
stranger things season 5 ending and taylor swift life of a showgirl both being extremely high-budget piles of shit is ringing very "art under fascism" to me
millennial having sex with an objectgendered individual: so..... i just did a thing 😅
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
millennial having sex with an objectgendered individual: so..... i just did a thing 😅
youtu.be/6FAFqYsr5WU dude
do it.mid
YouTube video by cxrpool
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
youtu.be/6FAFqYsr5WU dude
youtube to mp3 sites must be an anarcho-capitalist's dream
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
youtube to mp3 sites must be an anarcho-capitalist's dream
dont sell me your longevity product dont take me to a doctor to tell me i have the bladder of a 43 year old woman. all i need in life is for the Wii® Balance Board™ to tell me i have the fitness health of a 19 year old and i am golden until i retire
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
dont sell me your longevity product dont take me to a doctor to tell me i have the bladder of a 43 year old woman. all i need in life is for the Wii® Balance Board™ to tell me i have the fitness health of a 19 year old and i am golden until i retire
absolute fantasy pet peeve is when people pretend "witch and wizard" are the two magic genders. absolute midwit horseshit worldbuilding. think for literally twelve seconds next time
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
absolute fantasy pet peeve is when people pretend "witch and wizard" are the two magic genders. absolute midwit horseshit worldbuilding. think for literally twelve seconds next time
WHO'S HERE TO HAVE A GREAT SUMMER'S DAY? WHO WANTS TO GO SURFING WITH PRETTY GIRLS AND GREAT FRIENDS? THEN OPEN THIS PIT THE FUCK UP ♫ IF EVERYBODY HAD AN OCEAN ACROSS THE USA ♪
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
WHO'S HERE TO HAVE A GREAT SUMMER'S DAY? WHO WANTS TO GO SURFING WITH PRETTY GIRLS AND GREAT FRIENDS? THEN OPEN THIS PIT THE FUCK UP ♫ IF EVERYBODY HAD AN OCEAN ACROSS THE USA ♪