@seanbros.bsky.social
I will dominate this platform across the next fiscal quarter
In 2024 the Carter community lost a President, but gained a cowboy.
January 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In 2024 the Carter community lost a President, but gained a cowboy.
I’ve been fucking with croissants heavy lately fr
January 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’ve been fucking with croissants heavy lately fr
Waiting for the coffee machine to finish making me a latte, it’s the times like these that truly lead us our way to dusty death
January 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Waiting for the coffee machine to finish making me a latte, it’s the times like these that truly lead us our way to dusty death
So yes, to answer your question I would consider myself somewhat of a music sceptic
January 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
So yes, to answer your question I would consider myself somewhat of a music sceptic
Fucksake I’ve been meaning to buy pop tarts for a few weeks now but I haven’t and I’d really like one now
January 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Fucksake I’ve been meaning to buy pop tarts for a few weeks now but I haven’t and I’d really like one now
Listen I don’t know what more is to be said, I’m a conversation starter! I ignite debate, I spark discussion, I give the people conversation topic!
January 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Listen I don’t know what more is to be said, I’m a conversation starter! I ignite debate, I spark discussion, I give the people conversation topic!
If you cut my veins, I would bleed gritty prestige tv drama
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you cut my veins, I would bleed gritty prestige tv drama
Most definitive proof I am washed yet - was thinking about getting a can of “Fanta Exotic” from the fridge but I was worried hmmm it’s late but then I counter acted that with “oh it’s Saturday what the hell”
January 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Most definitive proof I am washed yet - was thinking about getting a can of “Fanta Exotic” from the fridge but I was worried hmmm it’s late but then I counter acted that with “oh it’s Saturday what the hell”
“Have your people talk to my people” is definitely a phrase I must start using more in 2025
January 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Have your people talk to my people” is definitely a phrase I must start using more in 2025
“How many roads must a man walk down…” MAN that’s what I’ve been saying FRRRRR
January 17, 2025 at 10:04 AM
“How many roads must a man walk down…” MAN that’s what I’ve been saying FRRRRR
One of my goals for 2025 is to increase my screen time. I think it’s more important now than ever before we consume large volumes of content and media.
January 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
One of my goals for 2025 is to increase my screen time. I think it’s more important now than ever before we consume large volumes of content and media.
Nature really popped off with black ice, it was like - regular ice isn’t doing it, we need to fight guerrilla warfare
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nature really popped off with black ice, it was like - regular ice isn’t doing it, we need to fight guerrilla warfare
Me and Barcelona are quite similar actually, we both inspire a sort of fanatic devotion among our following despite being incredibly financially irresponsible and never really following through on promises
January 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Me and Barcelona are quite similar actually, we both inspire a sort of fanatic devotion among our following despite being incredibly financially irresponsible and never really following through on promises
A lot of sick puppies around lately, this one is for all the dawgs
January 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A lot of sick puppies around lately, this one is for all the dawgs
Man I’m not even that sniffly anymore, my sniffles have fallen to the wayside
January 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Man I’m not even that sniffly anymore, my sniffles have fallen to the wayside
Pull up in the club, eyes wide shut like I’m Kubrick
December 30, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Pull up in the club, eyes wide shut like I’m Kubrick
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Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
December 30, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
I actually told Jimmy Carter “hey man maybe you should run for president”
December 30, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I actually told Jimmy Carter “hey man maybe you should run for president”
Man that’s crazy Jimmy Carters dead, I was just talking to him the other day and he seemed great
December 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Man that’s crazy Jimmy Carters dead, I was just talking to him the other day and he seemed great
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I couldn't convince anyone to watch Home Alone with me this year so I'm going watching it alone. Every time I watch it I'm impressed all over again. It's so crazy and camp but it's actually the perfect movie. Hits all of the emotional notes along with the comedic ones. Amazing from start to finish.
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I couldn't convince anyone to watch Home Alone with me this year so I'm going watching it alone. Every time I watch it I'm impressed all over again. It's so crazy and camp but it's actually the perfect movie. Hits all of the emotional notes along with the comedic ones. Amazing from start to finish.
Some new wrap lyrics I penned with my flaming pen:
I step in the booth and all I speak is truth,
Talk shit about my family? That shit can have you wind up in a boot
I step in the booth and all I speak is truth,
Talk shit about my family? That shit can have you wind up in a boot
December 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Some new wrap lyrics I penned with my flaming pen:
I step in the booth and all I speak is truth,
Talk shit about my family? That shit can have you wind up in a boot
I step in the booth and all I speak is truth,
Talk shit about my family? That shit can have you wind up in a boot