Sean Johnson
@seanin60seconds.bsky.social
Day 7 of the braised lamb tangine I made for my family’s early Christmas get-together
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Day 7 of the braised lamb tangine I made for my family’s early Christmas get-together
Absolute layup
December 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Absolute layup
DON’T don’t don’t don’t
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
DON’T don’t don’t don’t
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
Placing 1/3 of my blood outside of my body in the sole custody of this guy
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Placing 1/3 of my blood outside of my body in the sole custody of this guy
Alternatively:
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Alternatively:
Hello from Cleveland! Enjoy a Polish boy
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hello from Cleveland! Enjoy a Polish boy
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Bill Simmons sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Bill Simmons reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Bill Simmons reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bill Simmons sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Bill Simmons reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Bill Simmons reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Actually, an “AI-Controlled” game is one in which every player is brainwashed Reggie Jackson from ‘The Naked Gun’
September 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Actually, an “AI-Controlled” game is one in which every player is brainwashed Reggie Jackson from ‘The Naked Gun’
Receipt confirmed!
August 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Receipt confirmed!
More of the same.
August 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
More of the same.
I respectfully submit:
August 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I respectfully submit:
I think it’s a more deeply-held conviction of his than that
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I think it’s a more deeply-held conviction of his than that
ChatGPT, “please generate a MLB defensive alignment”
August 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ChatGPT, “please generate a MLB defensive alignment”
This guy is ready
August 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This guy is ready
God bless this Wikipedia entrance.
July 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
God bless this Wikipedia entrance.
I can’t be the first but
June 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I can’t be the first but
The internet to Bill Ackerman today:
April 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The internet to Bill Ackerman today: