Sean Johnson
@seanin60seconds.bsky.social
DUDE. I hear it so clearly, yes.
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
DUDE. I hear it so clearly, yes.
“To do: KILL GOD”
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
“To do: KILL GOD”
I don’t know if this counts, but my senior year of high school, I was ejected from one of our basketball games AS A FAN (by our dean of students) for heckling the refs. “JOHNSON! OUTTA HERE! MY OFFICE, TOMORROW MORNING.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I don’t know if this counts, but my senior year of high school, I was ejected from one of our basketball games AS A FAN (by our dean of students) for heckling the refs. “JOHNSON! OUTTA HERE! MY OFFICE, TOMORROW MORNING.”
Should Andy Pettitte get in, someone is going to need to explain to me how his steroid admission is not disqualifying but Alex Rodriguez’s is.
December 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Should Andy Pettitte get in, someone is going to need to explain to me how his steroid admission is not disqualifying but Alex Rodriguez’s is.
Less incidental because we were students at the same time, but former NFL WR and current USF head coach Brian Hartline ran me over at home plate during an intramural softball game.
December 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Less incidental because we were students at the same time, but former NFL WR and current USF head coach Brian Hartline ran me over at home plate during an intramural softball game.
Oh I also walked up to the ‘Inside the NBA’ set during the 2015 Eastern Conference Finals in Cleveland, said “hey, Shaq!” like I knew him, and he responded and shook my hand (his hands are absolutely massive)
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh I also walked up to the ‘Inside the NBA’ set during the 2015 Eastern Conference Finals in Cleveland, said “hey, Shaq!” like I knew him, and he responded and shook my hand (his hands are absolutely massive)
Americans put off our routine fascist maintenance like I put off a doctor’s appointment or an oil change. I’m sure it’s fine, might even resolve itself.
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Americans put off our routine fascist maintenance like I put off a doctor’s appointment or an oil change. I’m sure it’s fine, might even resolve itself.
Day 7 of the braised lamb tangine I made for my family’s early Christmas get-together
December 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Day 7 of the braised lamb tangine I made for my family’s early Christmas get-together
Best sports to fall asleep to (compliment):
1. golf
2. baseball (specifically day games)
3. basketball (specifically tournaments)
4. tennis
5. football (specifically bad teams playing afternoon games)
Honorable mention: the Olympics
1. golf
2. baseball (specifically day games)
3. basketball (specifically tournaments)
4. tennis
5. football (specifically bad teams playing afternoon games)
Honorable mention: the Olympics
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Best sports to fall asleep to (compliment):
1. golf
2. baseball (specifically day games)
3. basketball (specifically tournaments)
4. tennis
5. football (specifically bad teams playing afternoon games)
Honorable mention: the Olympics
1. golf
2. baseball (specifically day games)
3. basketball (specifically tournaments)
4. tennis
5. football (specifically bad teams playing afternoon games)
Honorable mention: the Olympics
In the past year I’ve used the Pythagorean theorem to fit a new refrigerator down our basement steps and plot out the dimensions of a new playpen in our living room. I’m sure other geometric principles also have everyday applications like this but they weren’t as easy to remember!
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In the past year I’ve used the Pythagorean theorem to fit a new refrigerator down our basement steps and plot out the dimensions of a new playpen in our living room. I’m sure other geometric principles also have everyday applications like this but they weren’t as easy to remember!
You absolutely, 100% belong, and your worth is immutable. If it helps, I know with certainty that you’ve already made a difference in this fight.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You absolutely, 100% belong, and your worth is immutable. If it helps, I know with certainty that you’ve already made a difference in this fight.
Is this the actual highest and best use of James Gunn?
December 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is this the actual highest and best use of James Gunn?
Absolute layup
December 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Absolute layup
“What if the key to new ideas lies within the idea regurgitation machine?”
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“What if the key to new ideas lies within the idea regurgitation machine?”
The Kentucky guy is right though (I’ve never lived in Kentucky so this is my objective assessment)
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The Kentucky guy is right though (I’ve never lived in Kentucky so this is my objective assessment)
Timeout… is this BENJAMIN WATSON the tight end from Georgia who played for the Patriots? Is the coach being described here Mark Richt?
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Timeout… is this BENJAMIN WATSON the tight end from Georgia who played for the Patriots? Is the coach being described here Mark Richt?
DON’T don’t don’t don’t
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
DON’T don’t don’t don’t
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
Don’t you…
*duh duh duh DUH DUH*
FORGET ABOUT ME
*DUHHHHHHHHH*
AS YOU WALK ON BY
WILL YOU CALL MY NAME?
My favorite classes at Ohio State, and the ones I credit most for helping me to be a well-rounded person, were art history 1500-1950, creative writing, and astronomy. I’m an accountant.
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My favorite classes at Ohio State, and the ones I credit most for helping me to be a well-rounded person, were art history 1500-1950, creative writing, and astronomy. I’m an accountant.