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Sean Patrick Guthrie
@seanpatrickguthrie.bsky.social
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"Orbiting the intersection of smart and stupid"

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Medium.com/@Grassynole

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Treats and belly rubs are part of a regular day at Casa de Nike.
My dog Nike laying on his side looking cute as usual :)
February 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Nike will be your Valentine in exchange for some belly rubs and Cheerios. ❤️💜💖💜
My pupper laying on his back looking cute
February 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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The only reason why Monty the giant schnauzer won best in show at Westminster is that Nike is still serving a 3 game suspension for performance enhancing drugs.
My dog looking up at the camera while sitting on the carpet
February 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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This is the look I got when I interrupted Nike's beauty sleep for yet another photo.
My little black Chihuahua corgi Nike on the couch and wrapped in a blanket when I accidentally woke him up.
February 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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I found the abominable chupacabra! It's was actually snowing in Florida which is proof that hell does indeed freeze over. 😛
My little black dog Nike out in the back yard snow.
January 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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My pint-sized Department of Homeland Security works overtime inspecting incoming packages on Chewy delivery day.
My little doggo sniffing a just-delivered Chewy box to make sure no cats or squirrels snuck into the house Trojan horse style.
January 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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The face Nike made when he caught himself still writing 2024 on his checks.
My little black dog Nike laying on the carpet looking up at the camera making the same face he did when he wrote the wrong date on checks back in 2023.
January 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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My best bud decided to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail with me.
My pup Nike sitting on the couch next to me watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Now he scoots his butt on the carpet while saying Ni and demanding a shrubbery.
December 29, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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Nike says to have a happy Tongues Out Tuesday.
My little dog (and little brother from another mother) Nike. He's on his back while laying on the carpet sticking his tongue out slightly in honor of Tongues Out Tuesday.
December 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Nike is snug as a bug in a rug in his bed.
My dog Nike looking cute in his multicolor dog bed that somewhat resembles Ken's hoodie from the Barbie movie. Nike is definitely Kenough.
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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All I'm saying is that FSU would have won more games this season if Nike was playing. Oh well, there's always next season!
My dog Nike in my back yard on the grass looking regal and confident while wearing a Florida State Seminoles dog jersey next to a FSU mini-helmet.
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 PM
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It’s not the holiday season until Chihuahua Krampus rolls in.
A monochromatic drawing from an unknown artist featuring a Chihuahua or pug dressed as Krampus.
November 30, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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A 14 pound turkey (left) and a tofurky (right).
I also made it last year and of course Nike loved it. He actually loves regular tofu too (and anything else as long as it's not bananas).
My dog Nike next to a Tofurky box.
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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Nike says hello and he hopes you have a great day today!
My dog Nike laying on his back with one paw up in the air.
November 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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Nike often insists he's a lap dog and demands that I let him jump up on my lap from the nearby couch. He's a little bit spoiled. 😊
My spoiled dog Nike sitting on my lap after jumping up from the nearby couch. He's a cute booger.
November 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Nike says, "Happy Saturday now pet my belly!"
Nike the small, black chihuahua corgi laying on the carpet with one ear up wanting belly scratches.
November 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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This is Zelda. She’s in her new forever home after being rescued from a hoarding situation. Got a tiger onesie to help her feel brave. 12/10
an itty bitty black puppy with big floppy ears is curled up in a cushy pile of blankets and towels. she’s wearing a heather gray onesie with tigers printed all over. her eyes look a little unsure of her surroundings, but she’s undeniably cozy. zelda the teensie pup has perched atop a comfy mountain of pillows and blankets. she’s still wearing her tiger onesie because obviously. zelda has flopped over to one side for a snooze. her eyes are shut, her front paws tucked in a bit, and her round pink puppy belly is showing a little under the bottom hem of her tiger onesie.
November 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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I looked over and saw Baby Yoda peeping at me.
My dog Nike in his fuzzy bed on the couch looking at me with his ears relaxed and off to the side resembling Yoda's ears.
November 20, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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Happy #TonguesOutTuesday from Nike.

This was from when he played Obi Wan Canineobi in a quick Star Wars spoof.
Nike the Chihuahua corgi peeking out from under a blanket and sticking his tongue out while sitting in front of a green screen.
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Art drawn by people who very rarely make art and think they are “bad at art” is 1000x cooler than AI art. It’s life-affirming. It’s often unexpected. I cannot overemphasize how much I love when people just go for it. You do not need the machine for this human endeavor.
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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I told you my dog Nike was pretty super.
A split photo with an original pic of Nike spread out on the carpet in the top frame and the bottom frame showing the same pic of Nike but with the background replaced looking like he's flying around a city with a SuperDog cape on.
November 18, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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11 years ago at McCurdy's Comedy Theatre I made my 1st performance in standup comedy. I had my own 5 minute set as part of the Comedy Boot Camp class before the legend on the left side of this pic brought the house down - soap opera actor & comedian of 25+ years, Walt Willey. I love the stage!
Soap opera actor and comedian Walt Willey on the left side of the pic and me on the right side. Taken after his show at McCurdy's Comedy Theatre in Sarasota in 2013.
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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My dog Nike has tremendous acting range. Here he plays both Luke Buttscooter and Obi Wan Canineobi as they take the Millennium Falcon on a joyride to Petco.
November 17, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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Sometimes I can't believe this goofball is real. Nike may be chihuahua and corgi but to me he's a mix of chupacabra/muppet/Star Wars creature.
My dog Nike sitting on the carpet at the back door looking up at he camera. He has rather large ears, big brown eyes, and is my little brother from another mother.
November 16, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Nike was Geralt of Rivia (a.k.a. The Witcher) for Halloween this year.
Complete with dual swords (which double as letter openers), armor, and School of the Wolf medallion he's ready to battle squirrels and that pesky neighbor cat.

♫ Toss a treat to your Witcher. Oh, Petco of plenty ♫
Nike the small, black chihuahua corgi mix standing in the back yard dressed as the Witcher while the wind is howling and his medallion is humming
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM