Sean Patrick
@seanptellsjokes.bsky.social
I don’t know what your opinion is of European newspapers like Le Monde and Die Welt, but they mean the world to me.
https://youtu.be/a7TrgcHupo0?si=x84By3r1pec4o-KT
https://youtu.be/a7TrgcHupo0?si=x84By3r1pec4o-KT
By anyone’s standards, that’s a hell of a comeback.
September 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
By anyone’s standards, that’s a hell of a comeback.
It’s Dodi I feel sorry for.
August 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
It’s Dodi I feel sorry for.
Stephen Graham is finally in my “People you may know” on Facebook!
I mean, no surprise really, he’s been in everything else …
I mean, no surprise really, he’s been in everything else …
June 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Stephen Graham is finally in my “People you may know” on Facebook!
I mean, no surprise really, he’s been in everything else …
I mean, no surprise really, he’s been in everything else …
“G’night Jambon.”
June 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
“G’night Jambon.”
Arseholes at night
Shagger’s delight
Shagger’s delight
June 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Arseholes at night
Shagger’s delight
Shagger’s delight
OH MY GOD - THEY LOST KENNY!
June 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
OH MY GOD - THEY LOST KENNY!
Is that six minutes driving at MY normal speed, or YOUR normal speed?
May 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Is that six minutes driving at MY normal speed, or YOUR normal speed?
They’ve changed the spec a bit since Nick Berry left.
May 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
They’ve changed the spec a bit since Nick Berry left.
Her: “Draw me like one of your French girls.”
Me:
Me:
May 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Her: “Draw me like one of your French girls.”
Me:
Me:
RIP Pope Francis.
April 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
RIP Pope Francis.
“Even though I’ve been a-prayifyin’ and a-holifyin’, I’m goin’ to end up in the nicky-wick.”
April 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“Even though I’ve been a-prayifyin’ and a-holifyin’, I’m goin’ to end up in the nicky-wick.”
The Mona Lisa walks past a building site.
April 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Mona Lisa walks past a building site.
Remember the good old days when you’d be talking about horse racing and someone would mention “that cunt in the hat?” and you knew for certain they meant John McCririck?
#cheltenham
#cheltenham
March 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Remember the good old days when you’d be talking about horse racing and someone would mention “that cunt in the hat?” and you knew for certain they meant John McCririck?
#cheltenham
#cheltenham
“How’s the barber’s shop going, Dave?”
“Not much custom. Don’t know why - I’ve put up some great photos.”
“Not much custom. Don’t know why - I’ve put up some great photos.”
February 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
“How’s the barber’s shop going, Dave?”
“Not much custom. Don’t know why - I’ve put up some great photos.”
“Not much custom. Don’t know why - I’ve put up some great photos.”
Apparently this photo is Sharon Stone.
To me it looks more like Deirdre Barlow on Ken’s birthday.
To me it looks more like Deirdre Barlow on Ken’s birthday.
January 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Apparently this photo is Sharon Stone.
To me it looks more like Deirdre Barlow on Ken’s birthday.
To me it looks more like Deirdre Barlow on Ken’s birthday.
Oh, Elon. I wish I knew how to quit you.
January 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Oh, Elon. I wish I knew how to quit you.
Seems pretty slow actually.
December 31, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Seems pretty slow actually.
Lee Anderson reminiscing about the Somme there, a battle he was born 50 years too late for but lied about his age to sign up.
Buy him a drink and he’ll tell you about his time às a miner, when he played trumpet in the City Of Jericho Colliery Band.
Buy him a drink and he’ll tell you about his time às a miner, when he played trumpet in the City Of Jericho Colliery Band.
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Lee Anderson reminiscing about the Somme there, a battle he was born 50 years too late for but lied about his age to sign up.
Buy him a drink and he’ll tell you about his time às a miner, when he played trumpet in the City Of Jericho Colliery Band.
Buy him a drink and he’ll tell you about his time às a miner, when he played trumpet in the City Of Jericho Colliery Band.
The beauty of being a billionaire is you get a second chance to hold that 8th birthday party where no one turned up.
PS NO GIRLS ALLOWED
PS NO GIRLS ALLOWED
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
The beauty of being a billionaire is you get a second chance to hold that 8th birthday party where no one turned up.
PS NO GIRLS ALLOWED
PS NO GIRLS ALLOWED
“Ah, come in, Brian Wilson. Great news about your urine test - your piss is the same colour as point 1 on this scale.”
“This indicates good hydration …”
“Fuck off Brian.”
“This indicates good hydration …”
“Fuck off Brian.”
October 18, 2024 at 11:45 PM
“Ah, come in, Brian Wilson. Great news about your urine test - your piss is the same colour as point 1 on this scale.”
“This indicates good hydration …”
“Fuck off Brian.”
“This indicates good hydration …”
“Fuck off Brian.”
This night has opened my eyes.
October 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
This night has opened my eyes.
Film idea: Last Bungle In Paris. Same as Last Tango In Paris, except male lead is Bungle out of Rainbow. Imagine the bumming!
October 12, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Film idea: Last Bungle In Paris. Same as Last Tango In Paris, except male lead is Bungle out of Rainbow. Imagine the bumming!
Typical bloody Van Gogh. Every time we go out he wants to paint the house red.
September 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Typical bloody Van Gogh. Every time we go out he wants to paint the house red.
Badly lined up. It’s like they’re setting bait …
September 7, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Badly lined up. It’s like they’re setting bait …