Sean Shealy
@seanshealy.bsky.social
Author of Killing Limbaugh. Satirist. Actor.
"(Working) to fill the void left by satirist Stephen Colbert."– NPR
"A brilliant farce!" – The Sun Independent
"Makes total sense in an ironic, bite-me kind of way." – Daily Banter
"(Working) to fill the void left by satirist Stephen Colbert."– NPR
"A brilliant farce!" – The Sun Independent
"Makes total sense in an ironic, bite-me kind of way." – Daily Banter
I sat outside the bar for 10 minutes trying to figure another one I wanted a beer. Finally I decided I may as well have a beer while I'm thinking about it LOL
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I sat outside the bar for 10 minutes trying to figure another one I wanted a beer. Finally I decided I may as well have a beer while I'm thinking about it LOL
Dictators, tyrants, terrorists and murderers. He loves them all.
May 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dictators, tyrants, terrorists and murderers. He loves them all.
Good for you and great for the world!
But why on Earth are you involved with matriarchal slaver religion?
Lots of beautiful African goddesses are available! <3
(Please forgive me. Not my business. It just puzzles me that people keep the religion of their conquerors.)
But why on Earth are you involved with matriarchal slaver religion?
Lots of beautiful African goddesses are available! <3
(Please forgive me. Not my business. It just puzzles me that people keep the religion of their conquerors.)
May 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Good for you and great for the world!
But why on Earth are you involved with matriarchal slaver religion?
Lots of beautiful African goddesses are available! <3
(Please forgive me. Not my business. It just puzzles me that people keep the religion of their conquerors.)
But why on Earth are you involved with matriarchal slaver religion?
Lots of beautiful African goddesses are available! <3
(Please forgive me. Not my business. It just puzzles me that people keep the religion of their conquerors.)
I am excited about the destruction that Donald Trump and the Republicans are bringing. I hope Americans end up homeless, starving to death and begging, with their kids covered in measles. It's going to take that to wake them the fuck up. And it can't happen soon enough. BREAK THE SEVEN SEALS, DONNY!
May 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I am excited about the destruction that Donald Trump and the Republicans are bringing. I hope Americans end up homeless, starving to death and begging, with their kids covered in measles. It's going to take that to wake them the fuck up. And it can't happen soon enough. BREAK THE SEVEN SEALS, DONNY!
The Yahoo Left is cranking up to throw a match on this powderkeg. There's always a contingent who have been watching too many zombie shows on Netflix, who think civil war is going to be all cool and dramatic. Clueless people who know not what war is. Ask Iraq. Ask the Sudanese. Ask Ukraine. NO.
May 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The Yahoo Left is cranking up to throw a match on this powderkeg. There's always a contingent who have been watching too many zombie shows on Netflix, who think civil war is going to be all cool and dramatic. Clueless people who know not what war is. Ask Iraq. Ask the Sudanese. Ask Ukraine. NO.
If we wish to be slaughtered and cause untold suffering, that is the route to go. If we would prefer to succeed, then we must learn from the modern French: Victory through occupation; occupation through performance art, party and parody. Easy to shoot combatants. Hard to shoot celebrants.
May 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If we wish to be slaughtered and cause untold suffering, that is the route to go. If we would prefer to succeed, then we must learn from the modern French: Victory through occupation; occupation through performance art, party and parody. Easy to shoot combatants. Hard to shoot celebrants.
Tariffs are meant to protect domestic businesses THAT ALREADY EXIST.
Putting tariffs on EVERYTHING YOU NEED when WE DON'T MAKE ANYTHING HERE is like that scene from Blazing Saddles: "Don't move or the (black guy) gets it!"
Putting tariffs on EVERYTHING YOU NEED when WE DON'T MAKE ANYTHING HERE is like that scene from Blazing Saddles: "Don't move or the (black guy) gets it!"
May 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tariffs are meant to protect domestic businesses THAT ALREADY EXIST.
Putting tariffs on EVERYTHING YOU NEED when WE DON'T MAKE ANYTHING HERE is like that scene from Blazing Saddles: "Don't move or the (black guy) gets it!"
Putting tariffs on EVERYTHING YOU NEED when WE DON'T MAKE ANYTHING HERE is like that scene from Blazing Saddles: "Don't move or the (black guy) gets it!"
The government used Photoshop to put MS13 on an innocent man's knuckles (altered photo on the right) in order to send him to prison forever. Without trial. The President of the United States used this altered photo to spread the lie. How do you think the government would treat you? Your kids?
May 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The government used Photoshop to put MS13 on an innocent man's knuckles (altered photo on the right) in order to send him to prison forever. Without trial. The President of the United States used this altered photo to spread the lie. How do you think the government would treat you? Your kids?
February 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you need a chuckle. :)
February 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you need a chuckle. :)
The official EPA website is now being used to spread Republican conspiracy theories.
February 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The official EPA website is now being used to spread Republican conspiracy theories.
On a break at work.
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February 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
On a break at work.
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From the FAFO Files:
Apparently some MAGA folks in the Sierra Nevada have had a rude awakening, LOL. From a red town message board:
Apparently some MAGA folks in the Sierra Nevada have had a rude awakening, LOL. From a red town message board:
February 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
From the FAFO Files:
Apparently some MAGA folks in the Sierra Nevada have had a rude awakening, LOL. From a red town message board:
Apparently some MAGA folks in the Sierra Nevada have had a rude awakening, LOL. From a red town message board:
'ON the island'? Good heavens! LAND SHARKS! 😳
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
'ON the island'? Good heavens! LAND SHARKS! 😳
BREAKING: Transportation Experts Agree SOMETHING Went Wrong in Crash
Toronto(AP): Experts agree that something went wrong in Monday's plane crash.
"I mean SOMETHING happened," said NSTB's Doug Litely.
"Yeah most of the evidence points to an error of some kind," agreed Delta spokesman Mark Todd.
Toronto(AP): Experts agree that something went wrong in Monday's plane crash.
"I mean SOMETHING happened," said NSTB's Doug Litely.
"Yeah most of the evidence points to an error of some kind," agreed Delta spokesman Mark Todd.
February 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
BREAKING: Transportation Experts Agree SOMETHING Went Wrong in Crash
Toronto(AP): Experts agree that something went wrong in Monday's plane crash.
"I mean SOMETHING happened," said NSTB's Doug Litely.
"Yeah most of the evidence points to an error of some kind," agreed Delta spokesman Mark Todd.
Toronto(AP): Experts agree that something went wrong in Monday's plane crash.
"I mean SOMETHING happened," said NSTB's Doug Litely.
"Yeah most of the evidence points to an error of some kind," agreed Delta spokesman Mark Todd.
We now have someone in charge of public health whose education on the subject consists primarily of internet conspiracy theories. Lunacy reigns.
February 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We now have someone in charge of public health whose education on the subject consists primarily of internet conspiracy theories. Lunacy reigns.
Horrified, Richard realized his head had fallen off and turned to stone.
January 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Horrified, Richard realized his head had fallen off and turned to stone.
They have convinced the rubes that this tiny little reservoir would have stopped the fire. It would have been like throwing a thimble into hell! These people will believe ANYTHING! 😜
January 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
They have convinced the rubes that this tiny little reservoir would have stopped the fire. It would have been like throwing a thimble into hell! These people will believe ANYTHING! 😜
I played this satirical right-wing idiot on my YouTube channel Murka Today. You wouldn't believe how many people, left and right, believe that this is an actual person. When you offer any sort of complex political satire some portion of the population isn't going to be smart enough to understand it.
December 18, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I played this satirical right-wing idiot on my YouTube channel Murka Today. You wouldn't believe how many people, left and right, believe that this is an actual person. When you offer any sort of complex political satire some portion of the population isn't going to be smart enough to understand it.
May as well get used to that. "It's just business" is the watchword now. Patriotism, ethics, that's all out the window.
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
May as well get used to that. "It's just business" is the watchword now. Patriotism, ethics, that's all out the window.