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Sean Shealy
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Author of Killing Limbaugh. Satirist. Actor.

"(Working) to fill the void left by satirist Stephen Colbert."– NPR
"A brilliant farce!" – The Sun Independent
"Makes total sense in an ironic, bite-me kind of way." – Daily Banter

I sat outside the bar for 10 minutes trying to figure another one I wanted a beer. Finally I decided I may as well have a beer while I'm thinking about it LOL
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Usually his Project 2025 handlers are pretty good at buttoning down this stuff. But he overrode them in wanting an Aryan Fox News spokesmodel to run the doj. You get what you pay for! 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Nah, you can be grandfathered, lol. Are you and Mark I know already though?
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Good for them! Now let's do the banks! Walk in, open an account, walk out, walk back in, close account. Ten people could shut down a bank all day. What are they gonna do? Forbid people from opening accounts? 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I've decided to only interact with people who use an actual human name. I can't hold a serious conversation with CrotchRocket365.
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Reposted by Sean Shealy
#FUCKICE 🖕🏽🧊
CHICAGO > 🍊
✊🏽✶ ✶ ✶ ✶✊🏽
#FDT ALWAYS 💯
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thank you! ... with a caveat: this is the first script I have co-written with ai. But I did come up with that particular section myself, LOL
July 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wow.
July 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
MAGAt shreds his own defense of Pedo Trump 🤣:

youtu.be/xPaNjkcTLQE?...
Trump Ain’t No Pedo (Y’all Dumb!)
YouTube video by Murka Today
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
MAGAt shreds his own defense of Pedo Trump 🤣:

youtu.be/xPaNjkcTLQE?...
Trump Ain’t No Pedo (Y’all Dumb!)
YouTube video by Murka Today
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
MAGAt shreds his own defense of Pedo Trump 🤣:

youtu.be/xPaNjkcTLQE?...
Trump Ain’t No Pedo (Y’all Dumb!)
YouTube video by Murka Today
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
MAGAt shreds his own defense of Pedo Trump 🤣:

youtu.be/xPaNjkcTLQE?...
Trump Ain’t No Pedo (Y’all Dumb!)
YouTube video by Murka Today
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM