it's a shame ketchup isn't invented yet, it's this great dip made from tomatoes that pairs perfectly with them. tomatoes, they're a fruit, although everyone calls them a veggie, that grows in south america. america, oof i don't have time to get into all of that, the cross will be less painful tbh

eat of this bread, and drink of this wine, for they are my body and my blood. also the tendies that thomas brought are fire

like his complaint is literally that there are people who believe in things, believe those things are right, and believe in those things regardless of whether they are popular.

oh wow they did a great job with galactus that new fantastic four movie. glad they kept the original comic book look

none of these words are in the bible (except for eating, chicken, & line. and of course any of the prepositions and articles. tendies might be too, ya never know how those middle easterners rolled back then.)

it's so fucking good. and this was a really great write up on it too, def recommend giving it a read

bsky.app/profile/zeet...

we go now to a live shot of the president

we now take you live to the president

hey at least one of the things isn't terrible and depressing like most indiana-centered news (unless you're an ohio state fan i guess)

do you need a nondescript bland white guy who's only ability is to blend in like a background character and not arouse suspicion? if you give me a clipboard i can probably pull off a louvre 2.0

the most likely thing it sees first is rfk jr licking the manhole that it opened, so yeah i'd scurry back to the depths too

also corned beef hash & runny eggs for bfast, but with rye toast and an order of chocolate milk. other than the eggs a diner is pretty much the only place in the world i eat those things, it inhabits a specific area of my soul or something

that's bold of them. sounds like you might need to sell one to send a message

biggest jazz-induced jumpscare so far. i thought bluesky made me follow him like that time everyone got that free shitty U2 album