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what's that?? sorry, it's hard to hear over the mental screaming. no I can't turn it down, that's up to humans treating each other like humans and, well, *gestures widely*
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· Jan 17
On Thursday night, as snow lightly fell on the city, our mayor flew to Florida, specifically to Mar-a-Lago, the infamous lair of our incoming president.
You hate to see it.
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You hate to see it.
hellgatenyc.com/the-mayor-ju...
The Mayor Jumped On a Plane to Florida to Kiss Trump's Ass
Adams's whirlwind trip to Mar-a-Lago, allegedly to talk about "New Yorkers' priorities" with Donald Trump, reveals a mayor who has lost all self-respect.
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"For better or worse, Adams is the face of New York City, and that face is currently wedged between two orange butt cheeks, begging for mercy. Frankly, this is humiliating behavior for all of us"
@hellgatenyc.com spitting those bars
@hellgatenyc.com spitting those bars
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
The Truth by Terry Pratchett
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Truth by Terry Pratchett
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Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump’s obsession with me is beyond weird. He needs serious help.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
Since he has no economic policies to tout, he’s resorting to regurgitating bigoted lies instead.
He continues to be a national embarrassment.
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Yes, and what if your access to affordable healthcare was considered a right guaranteed to everyone by the government and not a bauble of certain types of employment or friggin club store membership? What then?
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Yes, and what if your access to affordable healthcare was considered a right guaranteed to everyone by the government and not a bauble of certain types of employment or friggin club store membership? What then?
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The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.
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and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you
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too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
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Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
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Imagine being so bad at booking college football that you reject Notre Dame and Duke, the two most hated schools in all of college sports, while picking beloved underdog JMU … and America is STILL furious at you lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Imagine being so bad at booking college football that you reject Notre Dame and Duke, the two most hated schools in all of college sports, while picking beloved underdog JMU … and America is STILL furious at you lol
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“Kill all boats no matter where they are going or what they possess” isn’t a strategy, it’s just a killing spree
WELKER: Is there any hard evidence showing this particular boat was headed to the US?
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing
WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?
COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Kill all boats no matter where they are going or what they possess” isn’t a strategy, it’s just a killing spree
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
cignetti was just grabbing for that mic, he's got shit to say haha
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
cignetti was just grabbing for that mic, he's got shit to say haha
yeah #1 indiana hoosiers. in football. holy fucking shit. holy fucking shit
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
yeah #1 indiana hoosiers. in football. holy fucking shit. holy fucking shit
that's a huge play, fuck yeah hoosiers!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
that's a huge play, fuck yeah hoosiers!!!!
you fools, you silly fools! IU's missed FG was in purpose, ya see. they'd have been up 6 and Ohio St goes for it on 4th. instead, a missed FG. Signetti thinks of everything!
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
you fools, you silly fools! IU's missed FG was in purpose, ya see. they'd have been up 6 and Ohio St goes for it on 4th. instead, a missed FG. Signetti thinks of everything!
holy fucking shit he missed the chip shot! take it home hoosiers
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
holy fucking shit he missed the chip shot! take it home hoosiers
IU had 2 big time, tough catches on that drive. that defense hasn't seen shit like this but they're about to
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
IU had 2 big time, tough catches on that drive. that defense hasn't seen shit like this but they're about to
let's fucking go!!
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
let's fucking go!!
let's fucking go hoosiers
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
let's fucking go hoosiers
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over