Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
Seattle OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼
Dreaming of a green Christmas!!!
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dreaming of a green Christmas!!!
And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free!
Also, Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Also, Epstein didn’t kill himself.
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free!
Also, Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Also, Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Apple flop. Served as directed.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Apple flop. Served as directed.
YAASSSS! My cousin hosts Thanksgiving this year. Her first attempt at cranberry sauce. Why? In her words, “Ocean spray supports Trump, so fuck them”
Huge success… texturally was awesome, smooth, tart, sweet… with little cranberry bits. #fuckoceanspray
Huge success… texturally was awesome, smooth, tart, sweet… with little cranberry bits. #fuckoceanspray
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
YAASSSS! My cousin hosts Thanksgiving this year. Her first attempt at cranberry sauce. Why? In her words, “Ocean spray supports Trump, so fuck them”
Huge success… texturally was awesome, smooth, tart, sweet… with little cranberry bits. #fuckoceanspray
Huge success… texturally was awesome, smooth, tart, sweet… with little cranberry bits. #fuckoceanspray
Well… this is why I call it an Apple Flop! Huzzah! It fails almost every time… if I didn’t tell you, you’ll never guess I have an associate’s in the pastry arts… baahahaha.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well… this is why I call it an Apple Flop! Huzzah! It fails almost every time… if I didn’t tell you, you’ll never guess I have an associate’s in the pastry arts… baahahaha.
I call it apple flop. My own caramel… sautéed apples. Touch of cinnamon. Touch of lemon. Fold and bake. Stupid good.
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I call it apple flop. My own caramel… sautéed apples. Touch of cinnamon. Touch of lemon. Fold and bake. Stupid good.
Got the buttermilk biscuits for the wake and bake! Boyfriend was told that he STILL has 5,000 loyalty points. Noice.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Got the buttermilk biscuits for the wake and bake! Boyfriend was told that he STILL has 5,000 loyalty points. Noice.
Oh MyLanta!! We have been buying weed from dispensaries in Washington for a decade… we are pretty sure this is the 4th seed in all that time!
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh MyLanta!! We have been buying weed from dispensaries in Washington for a decade… we are pretty sure this is the 4th seed in all that time!
It’s an exciting place, this world we live in… i walked past this old ‘70s office building on the way to the monorail… and I swear to gawd, Jaimie Sommers the Bionic Woman used to work there! (Or it mighta been Wonder Woman… uh, Dianna P.) yes. monorail. ‘cause, seattle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s an exciting place, this world we live in… i walked past this old ‘70s office building on the way to the monorail… and I swear to gawd, Jaimie Sommers the Bionic Woman used to work there! (Or it mighta been Wonder Woman… uh, Dianna P.) yes. monorail. ‘cause, seattle.
Thinking of trying a 4th career! DJ Jazzy ScooterPie 🎧
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thinking of trying a 4th career! DJ Jazzy ScooterPie 🎧
The world melts, but look at my Snoopy Apple Watch face… cute. Didn’t get these last year!
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The world melts, but look at my Snoopy Apple Watch face… cute. Didn’t get these last year!
What up BlueSky?
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What up BlueSky?
What’s up Bluesky? Went nature walking today… only a mile from my apartment is a little forest. We go when we need a dose of nature, but don’t want to leave home!
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What’s up Bluesky? Went nature walking today… only a mile from my apartment is a little forest. We go when we need a dose of nature, but don’t want to leave home!
Jan 6, 2021… this you buddy? Awkward.
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Jan 6, 2021… this you buddy? Awkward.
Heyyyyyyy bluesky…
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Heyyyyyyy bluesky…
Have you set the snoopy watch face to theater mode? Do yourself a favor… so cute. Exclusive to that mode.
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Have you set the snoopy watch face to theater mode? Do yourself a favor… so cute. Exclusive to that mode.
Gay homosexual here. Charlie thought I should be stoned to death… tell ya what, I’m working on it…
September 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Gay homosexual here. Charlie thought I should be stoned to death… tell ya what, I’m working on it…
The world burns… but LUNCH! Got some Chicken Tinga Tacos at Maíz… no corporate entities in the Market…
August 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The world burns… but LUNCH! Got some Chicken Tinga Tacos at Maíz… no corporate entities in the Market…
Bitch, please… I’m from Washington State!
August 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bitch, please… I’m from Washington State!
August 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hadda stop by the drug store earlier… little kush’ll do ya 😎
August 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hadda stop by the drug store earlier… little kush’ll do ya 😎
August 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
And that logo is actually designed to resemble the original Disneyland Sign!
August 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
And that logo is actually designed to resemble the original Disneyland Sign!