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Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
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Seattle OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · Apr 22
Hey Everybody, It’s Me Scott!
I am building an audience for my new channel featuring #Seattle… I’m a #TourGuide, A #PastryChef and a Former #Disney Entertainer… my goal is to make my channel so popular that I get to meet Jimmy Fallon . Wanna help? Like and Subscribe!
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Seattle Scott
Hi Everybody! It’s me, Scott! I’m a Seattle Original… but spent 40 or more years away. I’m back now, and ready to show off my hometown! On my channel, I will become an all knowing Super Guide, wit...
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 5h
Complicit media. Choke them out, please.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 9h
Lucky you, friend from the future… it’s been 5:30 here for 2 years.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 12h
Sure is a lot of words, uncle Crazy…
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 21h
Also, take a look at them trying to find places to plug in! Fuck anybody that punches down.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 21h
Time change is stupid. It’s stupid now… it’s stupid then… we are stupid.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 22h
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 1d
I hope they discontinue her hair color.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Can I?
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
The world melts, but look at my Snoopy Apple Watch face… cute. Didn’t get these last year!
Apple Watch face with Snoopy jumping out of a pumpkin to scare Woodstock. BOOOOO! Apple Watch face with Snoopy dressed like a mummy Apple Watch face with snoopy in a mask with a bag and Woodstock flying in to drop a trick or treat candy
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
The last thing I wat to see is that place that #donald takes a #shit #fucktrump #weak #sad #tryingtoohard #ew
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Thats a spooky bitch!!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Jesus Christ is gonna smite the ever living FUCK outta you #LIAR
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
So… it gets to expensive to buy, so we go WITHOUT insurance… so the insurance company loses money… how is ANY of this AMeRiCa First? #republicanssuckshit
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Not me Jesse… I’m not… you silly Fay Got! Holy FUCK pal….
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Fucking HIDE THIS POST. What #cunts
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Haha… rapist gonna rape.
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
In addition to the new policy of posting the start time as one thing… but that includes up to 30 minutes of ads before the film starts. Sad, cause the movies are a really great experience
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
I get a lot of lady types who OBVIOUSLY don’t see my huge gay homosexual page. Block-a-loo…✨
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Probably a sex bot. Report, block. 😉
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 2d
Baahahahahaha #weak
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 3d
Anything is hard to drive with that much #mascara
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 3d
when we Meat?!gah!!! Edit!
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 3d
I got ANOTHER subscriber last night… that takes me to 95! Ninety-Five, y’all!! Woo Hoo! Imma get to meat Jimmy Fallon in no time! Here is one of my latest… go watch, and SUBSCRIBE! Huzzah! #food #foodie #tourguide #seattle #seattleeats #thingstodo #pikeplacemarket #tourist
Apple Crumble Pufftown #tourguide #seattle #food #thingstodo #pastry #pufftown
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 3d
Woo Hoo!! I got another new Subscriber! That moves my needle to 95! Ninety-Five, yall!! Here is my latest… you should subscribe! #seattle #commute #tourguide #thingstodo #soundtransit Seattle Scott on YouTube!
Morning Commute #tourguide #seattle #thingstodo #lightrail
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Seattle Scott @seattlescott.bsky.social · 4d
Can’t wait to see your shitty ass on trial. #fuckamerica