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Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
Seattle OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼
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Hey Everybody, It’s Me Scott!
I am building an audience for my new channel featuring #Seattle… I’m a #TourGuide, A #PastryChef and a Former #Disney Entertainer… my goal is to make my channel so popular that I get to meet Jimmy Fallon . Wanna help? Like and Subscribe!
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Seattle Scott
Hi Everybody! It’s me, Scott! I’m a Seattle Original… but spent 40 or more years away. I’m back now, and ready to show off my hometown! On my channel, I will become an all knowing Super Guide, wit...
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We don’t need a fucking list. We have surviving victims… TALK TO THEM… #goddamnit
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Sure am glad somebody is gettin away with sumpthin. Fuck authority. Enjoy it #republicans cause this shit will end. Bet me.
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Where are my files, princess?? #weak #pedophile #rapist #felon
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s 11:30 on the east coast… where are these files we’ve been talking about??
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pass it on!
Keep saying it and pass it along...
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Get to go to partner Christmas work party! I see filet in my future… 🥩
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Great advice. Goes for any onstage activity… know where you are, AND where they are, or you could get kicked in the eye! Haha. Theater, chorus… a perfect allegory for citizenship.
Imagine yourself as part of a magnificent choir today. Your role is to sing beautifully but be aware of the other voices, too. Make sure your song isn't drowning out anyone else. Stay integrated into the events of today. Don't try to be overbearing, but make sure that your voice is heard.
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“I give a hand job like a Bop-it. Squeeze it, pull it, Bop-it!” - Bobby Hoffman: Wake Up/ now on Netflix
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“A muffin is nothing more than a bald cupcake.” - Jim Gaffigan
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🎶it’s all goin to pot. Whether we like it or not! Best I can tell the worlds gone to hell and we’re all gonna miss it a lot. All the whiskey in Lynchburg Tennessee just couldn’t hit the spot… I got a $100 bill you can keep your pills cause it’s all goin to pot!🎶
Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard - It's All Going to Pot (Official Video)
YouTube video by WillieNelsonVEVO
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December 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
All of it on the record. All of it knowingly recorded. Not one misquote. Nothing that can be done… also, you’ll see that they NEVER say these things weren’t said. Haahahahahahahahahaha
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Um… I would be unstoppable
Come to Butthead
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
#donaldjtrump fuck you.
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Um… fatso is a convicted felon. Every one of you #republicans is an accomplice, by the word of law. What the hell are we doing? And also, you expect ME to be lawful? Well… fucking come get me then #liars #cretins #nazis #felons #rapists #pedophiles #potus #scotus #donaldtrump #losers #weak #dipshits
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wish we could stand up like citizens of France. How many times have they hauled out the guillotine… or flat just refused to do what they are told. #fuckamerica
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ohhhhh… had to do some DuckDuckGo research… the world is flipping because the #nazi Susie Wiles is attacking V-faire for printing the article that she agreed to be interviewed for. Somebody shut these fucks up… please!
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Please stop posting the orange turd’s hatred. It doesn’t help even a little bit.
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Crack nuts for me, nuts for me…
Todrick Hall - Bells, Bows, Gifts, Trees (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by todrickhall
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December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Dreaming of a green Christmas!!!
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free!

Also, Epstein didn’t kill himself.
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I wonder what that #nazi #whore #kristinoem is gonna use for lip gloss in #prison
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ok… I never had access before, but I’m getting all these shorts from Game of Thrones… so hi, HBO… gimme what I came for season 1 episode 1 (8 seasons to go… )
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Pretty sure I’m dead. Have been for years… you are all part of my purgatory. srsly.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
How is this even possible?
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If I can see that you are replacing human actors with ai actors, I will boycott your product. Even if I think it will elevate my experience. I’m looking at you Baher Hoodies 🐻
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM