Secretary of Balloon Doggies
@secballoondogs.bsky.social
I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
Tammy was a grifter. Was she a nicer grifter than most? Sure. She wasn’t a homophobe or a racist, but she was still a grifter.
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Tammy was a grifter. Was she a nicer grifter than most? Sure. She wasn’t a homophobe or a racist, but she was still a grifter.
FIRE defends liberals against censorship all the time, but they have terrible PR and can’t convince liberals they’re not a conservative grievance outfit.
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
FIRE defends liberals against censorship all the time, but they have terrible PR and can’t convince liberals they’re not a conservative grievance outfit.
One of the students killed at Brown University last week. She was a member of the college Republicans, but it doesn’t look like she was targeted, just happened to be in the crowd.
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
One of the students killed at Brown University last week. She was a member of the college Republicans, but it doesn’t look like she was targeted, just happened to be in the crowd.
Wait, who’s the dipshit sitting on the sticks of fire plant?
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wait, who’s the dipshit sitting on the sticks of fire plant?
They will bond over their shared hatreds.
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They will bond over their shared hatreds.
This gif is me whenever my kid refers to “the nineteen hundreds”.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This gif is me whenever my kid refers to “the nineteen hundreds”.
What are you talking about? Buffy isn’t that old a series. It only came out in…oh, dear…
a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
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December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
What are you talking about? Buffy isn’t that old a series. It only came out in…oh, dear…
(Although, to be accurate, Milla Jovovich is 5’9”)
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
(Although, to be accurate, Milla Jovovich is 5’9”)
Or “The Fifth Element”.
December 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Or “The Fifth Element”.
This proposal would mildly inconvenience people which, as you know, is the absolute worst thing you can do to an American.
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
This proposal would mildly inconvenience people which, as you know, is the absolute worst thing you can do to an American.
Are Chia pets still being made?
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Are Chia pets still being made?
The guy you’re looking for is probably an employee. Look for a 20 something Asian man with neck tats.
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The guy you’re looking for is probably an employee. Look for a 20 something Asian man with neck tats.
That’s not oil. His hair just grows that way naturally.
December 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That’s not oil. His hair just grows that way naturally.
I mean, it’s specifically a metaphor for the Russian revolution, but in a broader sense it’s about how any revolutionary movement can become corrupted.
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I mean, it’s specifically a metaphor for the Russian revolution, but in a broader sense it’s about how any revolutionary movement can become corrupted.
The CIA produced some quality pictures back in the day.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The CIA produced some quality pictures back in the day.
They tacked on a counterrevolution to the end of the movie where the other animals overthrow the pigs.
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
They tacked on a counterrevolution to the end of the movie where the other animals overthrow the pigs.
It is a joke, but I had to read the article to be sure.
December 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It is a joke, but I had to read the article to be sure.
I mean, men have breasts. I’ve ordered mammograms on men.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I mean, men have breasts. I’ve ordered mammograms on men.
Sorry, but if this ship was sailing under a false flag, this action is both legal and appropriate. I know, I’m shocked too.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Sorry, but if this ship was sailing under a false flag, this action is both legal and appropriate. I know, I’m shocked too.
To be fair, Dubai also operates like Rhodesia.
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
To be fair, Dubai also operates like Rhodesia.
This is my favorite scene in the entire series.
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is my favorite scene in the entire series.
I haven’t watched him since he had a prominent anti-vaxxer as his featured guest for his last episode of 2019. YEAH, HOW DID THAT WORK OUT, BILL?!
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I haven’t watched him since he had a prominent anti-vaxxer as his featured guest for his last episode of 2019. YEAH, HOW DID THAT WORK OUT, BILL?!
Apparently it is forbidden to even acknowledge the existence of women and minorities.
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Apparently it is forbidden to even acknowledge the existence of women and minorities.
