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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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I didn’t ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the balloon doggies demanded it!
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He's just pathetic at this point. Beyond reprehensible and utterly pathetic. Embarrassing little weasel of a man.
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Classic.
February 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM
The Puppy Bowl gets about 13 million viewers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The Seahawks need to get the ball to the one yard line then bring out Marshawn Lynch to ceremoniously run in the last touchdown.
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
We are one quarter from the first touchdownless Super Bowl in history.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Ngl, no penalties though almost an entire half is kind of impressive.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Surprised that the show still airs after it was tainted forever by the US franchise.
January 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
No,no, you don’t understand. These shows aren’t all in the same universe. Munch exists in all universes.
Absolutely delighted to actually be paying enough attention this X-Files rewatch to realise that Law & Order and The X-Files are same universe lol
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Excellent frame by frame analysis by Brenna Perez:

www.tiktok.com/@perezbrenna...
January 8, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This is insane. For the love of god, can one of these fucking interviewers just stand up and say, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?

MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO

T: So force is on the table?

M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Every Republican accusation is an admission theory remains undefeated.
This hasn't aged well, has it?
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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This hasn't aged well, has it?
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
That was the worst attempt at a hook-and-ladder play I have ever seen.
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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It's a nod to patron saint Groucho Marx and a reference (an extremely obscure one?) to a once popular 80s-90s indie comic called Cerebus whose creator slowly and then all at once went around the bend.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME

It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME

“Strange ranger” is a nickname that was given to me by my mom’s best friend when I was 6.
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Lol I’m at a restaurant watching MNF and some dude mansplaining TO ME who John Madden was.
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Aw shit, I saw “Nope”. I know where this is heading.
Look at this weird cloud
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Seems like fraud, waste, and abuse to us
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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So a couple things about this.
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I actually don’t have anything important to say. I’m just stretching my legs.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
TIL that Bari Weiss had a bust of herself placed at the entrance of her fake university in Austin and, well, see for yourself 🤣
December 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Remember “The Twitter Files”, when Bari was so angry about government censorship?
60 MINUTES CORRESPONDENT: “Our story was screened 5x and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.” #CBSNewsMAX #BariWeiss

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
December 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM