James Seconde
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James Seconde
@secondej.bsky.social
(he/him) Developer Advocate @ Vonage, speaker/writer/engineer/actor, brumPHP founder, ex-TechMids, ex-Fusion, Husband, Dad, European, sort-of DJ.
I'm not sure there is quite the same similiarity - Laravel are building a viable business on top of the original open source infrastructure. DHH, Shopify and Rails are doing something different. That's a rug pull that can't happen in PHP, and I'm kinda glad it is the way it is.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Talk sexy to me"
"4847 tests, 4847 pass, 0 fail"
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
How did I not spot this
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How is it not big iron
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Is that the one with the melted face in the garden centre, is it that one?
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
As if the king AI video of trump releasing shit all over US citizens didn't scream "perhaps not this"
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fairly expected set list really. Bit disappointed no backdrifts
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Given your description, I am thoroughly happy with my decision to have a standard edition cat
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am picturing benny hill music while you chase her around the house in a fruitless endeavour
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Thank you very much for these kind words, it's not often I get feedback! 💙💙
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Or maybe @jessarcher.bsky.social can help me
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I didn't realise Dutch is like German where there is a word for "I forgot to put the bins out and now my kitchen smells"
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You cannot comprehend the excitement in my body that is in wait for the time he is 10 and I read LOTR to him.

AND MY AXE
November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Word @pauline-vos.nl you lot are proper mad innit
November 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When my little one is old enough fir the hobbit, I'm clearly going to need the range to do Highlands, Edinburgh, Glasgow and Hebrides all in different tones because nobody should be doing dwarves that aren't Scottish right
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The BFG has a throaty geordie accent. The Twits were both cockney gangsters. Mr cool is a new yorker.
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM