All Second Story artists are now part of the @subvert.fm cooperative and will be publishing new music exclusively on the platform going forward

I respect anyone with the balls to knowingly put a little asterisk next to their name on the government watch list.

🫡 thank you for your service Mr. Powell…. or local butthole enthusiast

Today we lay to rest the foam ear pieces from our trusty MDR-7506. They kept us comfy as we monitored. The cheap Amazon replacements can never live up to your legacy

Developers should never be targeting specific browsers. We ended that era back when we were trying to kill IE6 over 10 years ago. Bad reason, Google

Apple Intelligence is still mostly useless. I basically use it for stuff I’d ask Alexa. At least Siri doesn’t constantly say “sorry I don’t know that one” like Alexa does

This was supposed to be me in a room full of clones of my favorite cat

Golden Bat, the best cigarette because it’s got opium in it.

Hot dog man

Hello Binx, this is Helly