☕ Matori Asai | クール な メガネ 美人 ☔
@secretarymatori.bsky.social
Cool, calm and collected secretary for Giovanni Sakaki of Team Rocket and mother of my Matrix. I would die for Alolan Meowth.
(Mun is 18+ | NZST | Eng | Versatile | #PKMNRP | #POKEMONRP)
| Matori will not reciprocate |
(Mun is 18+ | NZST | Eng | Versatile | #PKMNRP | #POKEMONRP)
| Matori will not reciprocate |
//20) Giovanni would say something like "I don't know what I'd do without her" and Ariana would say something like "She's almost like a (second?) daughter."
Funny, because neither of them really know her that well, not personally. Which really hammers home how lonely she is...
Funny, because neither of them really know her that well, not personally. Which really hammers home how lonely she is...
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//20) Giovanni would say something like "I don't know what I'd do without her" and Ariana would say something like "She's almost like a (second?) daughter."
Funny, because neither of them really know her that well, not personally. Which really hammers home how lonely she is...
Funny, because neither of them really know her that well, not personally. Which really hammers home how lonely she is...
//19) "Sweet young woman" and "polite girl" come to mind in regard to strangers. Which is hysterical, considering her line of work. New colleagues would probably have a more bitter interpretation... "boring", "killjoy" and "way too serious". She's waiting for someone to finally clock her as masking.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//19) "Sweet young woman" and "polite girl" come to mind in regard to strangers. Which is hysterical, considering her line of work. New colleagues would probably have a more bitter interpretation... "boring", "killjoy" and "way too serious". She's waiting for someone to finally clock her as masking.
//18) Matori regularly gets told that she should've been a professional chef. She loves the praise, so intentionally tries to make her meals flashy and aromatic so as to draw more of it. It's actually helped her maintain a pretty healthy diet despite going through so many depressive phases.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//18) Matori regularly gets told that she should've been a professional chef. She loves the praise, so intentionally tries to make her meals flashy and aromatic so as to draw more of it. It's actually helped her maintain a pretty healthy diet despite going through so many depressive phases.
//17) Absolutely incredible. It's one of her favourite hobbies. She knows exactly what everyone likes and where to get it on a good deal so that the recipient doesn't have to feel guilty in accepting it. Ariana and Giovanni are particularly fun to shop for.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//17) Absolutely incredible. It's one of her favourite hobbies. She knows exactly what everyone likes and where to get it on a good deal so that the recipient doesn't have to feel guilty in accepting it. Ariana and Giovanni are particularly fun to shop for.
//16) It really depends on whether or not you believe in the "boring office lady is secretly a huge geek" stereotype. Would you believe that she loves anime and gaming and metal/visual kei music? That she'd die for Hatsune Miku? That she totally dresses in decora on her off days? Cuz I have news...
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//16) It really depends on whether or not you believe in the "boring office lady is secretly a huge geek" stereotype. Would you believe that she loves anime and gaming and metal/visual kei music? That she'd die for Hatsune Miku? That she totally dresses in decora on her off days? Cuz I have news...
//15) Honestly? The one she's living in now (Giovanni gifted it to her for reasons). Nice garden, big kitchen, lots of space for her hobbies. Cozy bedroom with plenty of natural light. Turned the dining room into her lounge and her lounge into a dressmaking studio. One level, convenient. Nice area.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//15) Honestly? The one she's living in now (Giovanni gifted it to her for reasons). Nice garden, big kitchen, lots of space for her hobbies. Cozy bedroom with plenty of natural light. Turned the dining room into her lounge and her lounge into a dressmaking studio. One level, convenient. Nice area.
//14) No piercings now. She DID have them briefly when she was a teenager, but they got infected and she let them close up. As much as she admires Ariana's, she'd never go back to having them. Too many sensory issues, too much of a pain with them getting snagged on her clothes while getting dressed.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//14) No piercings now. She DID have them briefly when she was a teenager, but they got infected and she let them close up. As much as she admires Ariana's, she'd never go back to having them. Too many sensory issues, too much of a pain with them getting snagged on her clothes while getting dressed.
//13) Have them? No. She doesn't have any yakuza tattoos or anything. As for tattoos she'd like?
Well, lets just say... Exhibit A:
Well, lets just say... Exhibit A:
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//13) Have them? No. She doesn't have any yakuza tattoos or anything. As for tattoos she'd like?
Well, lets just say... Exhibit A:
Well, lets just say... Exhibit A:
//12) Handmade dresses, her old VHS player, a childhood plushie from an old cartoon she liked (likes), a few specific books, her cookware, her scrapbooks and sketchbooks.
Also, Hatsune Miku is canon to Pokemon, right? She totally has Miku merch. Don't fucking lie to me. She loves Miku. Fuck you.
Also, Hatsune Miku is canon to Pokemon, right? She totally has Miku merch. Don't fucking lie to me. She loves Miku. Fuck you.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//12) Handmade dresses, her old VHS player, a childhood plushie from an old cartoon she liked (likes), a few specific books, her cookware, her scrapbooks and sketchbooks.
Also, Hatsune Miku is canon to Pokemon, right? She totally has Miku merch. Don't fucking lie to me. She loves Miku. Fuck you.
Also, Hatsune Miku is canon to Pokemon, right? She totally has Miku merch. Don't fucking lie to me. She loves Miku. Fuck you.
//11) Exhibit A:
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//11) Exhibit A:
//10) It's not exactly the happiest, but the moment when she realised "I'm allowed to have mixed feelings about my parents" was pretty powerful. Graduating from school also felt pretty fucking good (free at last).
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//10) It's not exactly the happiest, but the moment when she realised "I'm allowed to have mixed feelings about my parents" was pretty powerful. Graduating from school also felt pretty fucking good (free at last).
//9) I don't think Matori actually likes the idea of forgetting. Forgotten experiences can't be properly processed and healed from. If it were up to her, she'd remember everything. Even the painful bits.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//9) I don't think Matori actually likes the idea of forgetting. Forgotten experiences can't be properly processed and healed from. If it were up to her, she'd remember everything. Even the painful bits.
//8) You tell me.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//8) You tell me.
//7) She doesn't drink, so is categorized into "buy someone a drink" by default. That being said, she absolutely would buy Giovanni, Ariana, Archer drinks if it meant that she was in control of how much they drank...
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//7) She doesn't drink, so is categorized into "buy someone a drink" by default. That being said, she absolutely would buy Giovanni, Ariana, Archer drinks if it meant that she was in control of how much they drank...
//6) Oh, gods, where to start... I have my headcanons that Matori falls into the "age fourteen is literally the worst year of your life" stereotype.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//6) Oh, gods, where to start... I have my headcanons that Matori falls into the "age fourteen is literally the worst year of your life" stereotype.
//5) She's not very happy right now, but she's never been very happy. At least now she's away from... all of that. Independency and a job that she (generally) enjoys have made a hell of a difference.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//5) She's not very happy right now, but she's never been very happy. At least now she's away from... all of that. Independency and a job that she (generally) enjoys have made a hell of a difference.
//4) Does thinking about her fanfictions count? (Yes, she writes fanfictions. She works a desk job. Of course she does).
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//4) Does thinking about her fanfictions count? (Yes, she writes fanfictions. She works a desk job. Of course she does).
//3) People with no spatial awareness. People who don't organize the fridge according to her system. People taking phone calls on buses and in libraries. Dry texters. Honestly, she just kind of hates people.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//3) People with no spatial awareness. People who don't organize the fridge according to her system. People taking phone calls on buses and in libraries. Dry texters. Honestly, she just kind of hates people.
//2) Realistically? Doesn't believe in soulmates, is very realistic about romance. That being said, in her media? Total suspension of disbelief. Star crossed lovers is one of her favourite genres.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//2) Realistically? Doesn't believe in soulmates, is very realistic about romance. That being said, in her media? Total suspension of disbelief. Star crossed lovers is one of her favourite genres.
//1) It's pretty easy to tick her off. As for expressing that anger? It depends on who she's talking to. She doesn't like showing any sort of strong emotion around the majority of people, so the most you'll usually see is a twitch of her eyelid. She expresses her anger fairly openly around Giovanni.
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
//1) It's pretty easy to tick her off. As for expressing that anger? It depends on who she's talking to. She doesn't like showing any sort of strong emotion around the majority of people, so the most you'll usually see is a twitch of her eyelid. She expresses her anger fairly openly around Giovanni.