SecurityELF
@securityelf.bsky.social
Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.
I stand with Kelly!
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I stand with Kelly!
Who, what, where, why, when, and how. I want facts and fact checkers. True stories. If someone feels uncomfortable, GREAT!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Who, what, where, why, when, and how. I want facts and fact checkers. True stories. If someone feels uncomfortable, GREAT!!!
Still fucking alive, baby!
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Still fucking alive, baby!
People have fallen off of unemployment
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
People have fallen off of unemployment
Nothing like being called garden implements
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Nothing like being called garden implements
He is the lowest of the low
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He is the lowest of the low
Have you never seen Children of the Corn?
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Have you never seen Children of the Corn?
Ahhh, my Grandparents’ neighbor! He had all sorts of Christmas decorations, including a black Santa. Everyone lived Mr. Brown!
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ahhh, my Grandparents’ neighbor! He had all sorts of Christmas decorations, including a black Santa. Everyone lived Mr. Brown!
I was forced to apologize for being white at a retreat. The irony is that I am only part white, and they didn’t realize it because I am so pale :)
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I was forced to apologize for being white at a retreat. The irony is that I am only part white, and they didn’t realize it because I am so pale :)
The brain slides at the NIH were photographed/taken (not sure if they were photographed) by my Dad. Those were much better times than today.
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The brain slides at the NIH were photographed/taken (not sure if they were photographed) by my Dad. Those were much better times than today.
I worked at a pet day camp once. They made me mind the chihuahua who was in love with me… and IT showed. Was so happy to quit that place. That little doggie had it baaasaaad for me.
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I worked at a pet day camp once. They made me mind the chihuahua who was in love with me… and IT showed. Was so happy to quit that place. That little doggie had it baaasaaad for me.
