SecurityELF
@securityelf.bsky.social
Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.
How do you piss off someone who unemployed and has sent out over 400 resumes? Tell them that they are not trying hard enough. Fuck you @communitybank!
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
How do you piss off someone who unemployed and has sent out over 400 resumes? Tell them that they are not trying hard enough. Fuck you @communitybank!
Had to make room in the freezer. Had a pot roast and London broil stuck together, so… when I finally got the containers separated, I got the large cut into the crock pot. Looks like I am having stroganoff for dinner..: YUM!!!
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Had to make room in the freezer. Had a pot roast and London broil stuck together, so… when I finally got the containers separated, I got the large cut into the crock pot. Looks like I am having stroganoff for dinner..: YUM!!!
New rule in my house; if I am renting to one or more military or other type of armed personnel, an American flag will be flying outside. This is not because of the reason I used to fly the flag. Now, it is a warning to my neighbors. No issues with soldiers who refuse unlawful orders!
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
New rule in my house; if I am renting to one or more military or other type of armed personnel, an American flag will be flying outside. This is not because of the reason I used to fly the flag. Now, it is a warning to my neighbors. No issues with soldiers who refuse unlawful orders!
Let there be peace on earth
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Let there be peace on earth
Nothing like hearing a judgmental preacher, who claims to be sowing peace, harassing people who are waiting fo the monks who are waiting for the monks who are walking for peace. There is no end to his ignorance, unfortunately.
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Nothing like hearing a judgmental preacher, who claims to be sowing peace, harassing people who are waiting fo the monks who are waiting for the monks who are walking for peace. There is no end to his ignorance, unfortunately.
I get to see the Minks tomorrow. Excellent birthday present!
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I get to see the Minks tomorrow. Excellent birthday present!
Someone (MAGA) showed up at my home uninvited last night. I had just gotten out of the shower, was in my nightgown and she brought her dog with her. Took me 5 hours to get rid of her. She kept correcting me when I would say “fuck” and spat out fruitcake into her hand. How do you keep them at bay?
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Someone (MAGA) showed up at my home uninvited last night. I had just gotten out of the shower, was in my nightgown and she brought her dog with her. Took me 5 hours to get rid of her. She kept correcting me when I would say “fuck” and spat out fruitcake into her hand. How do you keep them at bay?
I have often thought that women could handle the govt, etc. better than men. Then I went to my book club meeting to discuss Clytemnestra. The discussion on creative ways to murder those who harm us made me realize that we would handle things perfectly, cleanly effectively and efficiently. Hmmm….
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have often thought that women could handle the govt, etc. better than men. Then I went to my book club meeting to discuss Clytemnestra. The discussion on creative ways to murder those who harm us made me realize that we would handle things perfectly, cleanly effectively and efficiently. Hmmm….
Today was crazy with calls. While shelving books: 3 calls. When I got into my car: 1 call with “can’t you call me back sooner than 20 min from now? During first min of interview: 1 family call When Input a single morsel of food in my mouth: 2 overlapping calls. I call back and they are in the gym.
December 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Today was crazy with calls. While shelving books: 3 calls. When I got into my car: 1 call with “can’t you call me back sooner than 20 min from now? During first min of interview: 1 family call When Input a single morsel of food in my mouth: 2 overlapping calls. I call back and they are in the gym.
I’m have to admit that I wanted to punch someone in the nose today. I didn’t, but I was unkind, which dismays me. A woman at my book club is always a grinch and center of attention. She said that anyone who knows Greek mythology would like Clytemnestra. I hated it but know my myths. I pushed back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m have to admit that I wanted to punch someone in the nose today. I didn’t, but I was unkind, which dismays me. A woman at my book club is always a grinch and center of attention. She said that anyone who knows Greek mythology would like Clytemnestra. I hated it but know my myths. I pushed back.
So… I have around 100 whistles… most of them are looking for good homes…
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So… I have around 100 whistles… most of them are looking for good homes…
How is the economy? I have been applying for work since the end of March. I used to make 140k. The mortgage company is now constantly sending nasty calls. Credit cards are gone, credit is a dumpster fire. I don’t know how to sell my furniture… I want a JOB
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
How is the economy? I have been applying for work since the end of March. I used to make 140k. The mortgage company is now constantly sending nasty calls. Credit cards are gone, credit is a dumpster fire. I don’t know how to sell my furniture… I want a JOB
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Good morning and Merry Christmas to all my amazing and beautiful friends. Here is Nat King Cole’s “The Christmas Song.” 😎😻
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Good morning and Merry Christmas to all my amazing and beautiful friends. Here is Nat King Cole’s “The Christmas Song.” 😎😻
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December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Merry merry. I have whistles in bulk headed my way! Now to determine where to start distributing them!
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Merry merry. I have whistles in bulk headed my way! Now to determine where to start distributing them!
I divorced an evil man almost 40 yrs ago. Today, I rec’d a bill from TX gvt at my home with my name and former last name on it. It was a fine for a toll. I have only been in TX airports going to ID. It triggered PTSD. livid that they sent this to me. Not my car, not my fine. Invasion of MY privacy.
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I divorced an evil man almost 40 yrs ago. Today, I rec’d a bill from TX gvt at my home with my name and former last name on it. It was a fine for a toll. I have only been in TX airports going to ID. It triggered PTSD. livid that they sent this to me. Not my car, not my fine. Invasion of MY privacy.
She had been looking for a job for months with hardly a response to her resumes. She found a preliminary interview request in her email. She wept.
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
She had been looking for a job for months with hardly a response to her resumes. She found a preliminary interview request in her email. She wept.
I just received a package from Japan! The #FEDEX driver kicked the clearly marked “Handle with care” package across my front porch. It was also on its side instead of label up. I hate filing complaints when people need jobs. DO BETTER!
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I just received a package from Japan! The #FEDEX driver kicked the clearly marked “Handle with care” package across my front porch. It was also on its side instead of label up. I hate filing complaints when people need jobs. DO BETTER!
I’m was verbally attacked the other day. I asked the organizers to remove my contact information from dissemination. Since then, I have had to ask repeatedly to be left alone. Tonight, I received another unsolicited email and told them to stop. I have been attacked again. When do I hire an attorney?
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m was verbally attacked the other day. I asked the organizers to remove my contact information from dissemination. Since then, I have had to ask repeatedly to be left alone. Tonight, I received another unsolicited email and told them to stop. I have been attacked again. When do I hire an attorney?
I want to know why I feel worse now having tested negative for COVID 4 days ago than when I was testing positive for COVID
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I want to know why I feel worse now having tested negative for COVID 4 days ago than when I was testing positive for COVID
I have a Republican friend who claimed that gas went over $8/gal under Obama. I asked exactly when. Then, the conversation went to her saying that cigarettes were over $8/pack. The story changed when the facts didn’t match up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I have a Republican friend who claimed that gas went over $8/gal under Obama. I asked exactly when. Then, the conversation went to her saying that cigarettes were over $8/pack. The story changed when the facts didn’t match up.
Public Service Message: If an AuDHD person says, “Don’t touch me,” they mean don’t FUCKING TOUCH ME. Just don’t do it! I am so fucking over being touched!
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Public Service Message: If an AuDHD person says, “Don’t touch me,” they mean don’t FUCKING TOUCH ME. Just don’t do it! I am so fucking over being touched!
If you know anyone who gets COVID and does not have health insurance, Pfizer has a coupon for it. Self pay at the pharmacy is $1700-$1800. The coupon brings it down to $0. The coupon is in place through 2028. Just take a guess how I know this! Hint: I do NOT work for Pfizer…
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you know anyone who gets COVID and does not have health insurance, Pfizer has a coupon for it. Self pay at the pharmacy is $1700-$1800. The coupon brings it down to $0. The coupon is in place through 2028. Just take a guess how I know this! Hint: I do NOT work for Pfizer…
I am traveling with this guy. So far, he has run away and hidden under a table at TSA, and stuck his tail out in the aisle on the plane. He seems to be a nervous flyer. To imagine that he is a DRAGON!
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I am traveling with this guy. So far, he has run away and hidden under a table at TSA, and stuck his tail out in the aisle on the plane. He seems to be a nervous flyer. To imagine that he is a DRAGON!
Naked bicyclists are threatening?
Did you listen to the same clip I did? Because that's not what he said.
He said, "Most recently the most threatening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists in Portland."
This is a hangup of mine: bogus transcriptions.
He said, "Most recently the most threatening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists in Portland."
This is a hangup of mine: bogus transcriptions.
Actual quote from Johnson:
"I think the most frightening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists."
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I cannot believe we have to take these disingenuous bags of dicks seriously
"I think the most frightening thing I've seen yet are the naked bicyclists."
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I cannot believe we have to take these disingenuous bags of dicks seriously
October 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Naked bicyclists are threatening?