Seen it all Before
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Getting paid BIG 💰💰💰 by George Soros to write sarcastic comments on Bluesky. Interests include avoiding an autocratic kleptocracy.
Makes it even worse when they pardon Hernandez, who helped move tons of cocaine into the U.S.
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Makes it even worse when they pardon Hernandez, who helped move tons of cocaine into the U.S.
Brutal poll numbers & election losses have GOP leaders cautiously asserting themselves against Trump. Mike Johnson even made eye contact with Trump the other day, although it was by accident and he apologized profusely.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Brutal poll numbers & election losses have GOP leaders cautiously asserting themselves against Trump. Mike Johnson even made eye contact with Trump the other day, although it was by accident and he apologized profusely.
“Never a scandal. Never a problem.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Never a scandal. Never a problem.”
So he has weekly MRIs and no idea why. What’s the big deal?
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So he has weekly MRIs and no idea why. What’s the big deal?
Trump is the sum total of his favorite insults: Crazy, Sleepy, Crooked, Low IQ, and Ugly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Trump is the sum total of his favorite insults: Crazy, Sleepy, Crooked, Low IQ, and Ugly.
One day straight white Christian men will finally catch a break.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One day straight white Christian men will finally catch a break.
Was looking into buying Megyn Kelly an offshore fishing trip for Christmas, but the flights to Venezuela are really expensive.
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Was looking into buying Megyn Kelly an offshore fishing trip for Christmas, but the flights to Venezuela are really expensive.
“Waste, fraud, and abuse” sounds like the legal team handling Trump’s vengeance prosecutions.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“Waste, fraud, and abuse” sounds like the legal team handling Trump’s vengeance prosecutions.
The buck stops anywhere but here.
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The buck stops anywhere but here.
Elise won’t call because it’s so hard to understand Mike on the phone when he’s gargling Trump’s balls.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Elise won’t call because it’s so hard to understand Mike on the phone when he’s gargling Trump’s balls.
Just when you thought he couldn’t get more likable.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just when you thought he couldn’t get more likable.
That new ear is a Christmas miracle.
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That new ear is a Christmas miracle.
What could possibly be more romantic than banging RFK Jr. at a Trump rally?
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
What could possibly be more romantic than banging RFK Jr. at a Trump rally?
Republicans are so worried about Tennessee that they’re bringing in their most beloved leaders for a last-minute appeal to voters. Stephen Miller, Russell Vought, Greg Bovino, and Matt Gaetz are on their way for the rescue! Trump would be there, too, but he has another MRI.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Republicans are so worried about Tennessee that they’re bringing in their most beloved leaders for a last-minute appeal to voters. Stephen Miller, Russell Vought, Greg Bovino, and Matt Gaetz are on their way for the rescue! Trump would be there, too, but he has another MRI.
He's learning from the master.
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
He's learning from the master.
The furious posting is interfering with his golf game, although he did just win two more club championships last week.
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The furious posting is interfering with his golf game, although he did just win two more club championships last week.
“His stamina is that of a 21 year old. His cognitive functioning is magnificent. His 40 yard dash time is sub 4.4 and his vertical leap is an incredible 60”. And don’t get me started on his liver and kidney functions, which are stupendous!”
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“His stamina is that of a 21 year old. His cognitive functioning is magnificent. His 40 yard dash time is sub 4.4 and his vertical leap is an incredible 60”. And don’t get me started on his liver and kidney functions, which are stupendous!”
Another hot MAGA gift idea: the “Women of the Third Reich” calendar.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Another hot MAGA gift idea: the “Women of the Third Reich” calendar.
Now polling behind scurvy and canker sores.
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Now polling behind scurvy and canker sores.
The cognitive portion of the exam is determining if you remember why you got the MRI.
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The cognitive portion of the exam is determining if you remember why you got the MRI.
Turns out his heart is three sizes too small.
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Turns out his heart is three sizes too small.
Biden must have ordered the strike.
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Biden must have ordered the strike.
Witkoff coached a Russian adviser on how to pitch the Ukraine peace deal to Trump, instructing him to flatter, grovel, snivel, and avoid eye contact just like our GOP Congress.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Witkoff coached a Russian adviser on how to pitch the Ukraine peace deal to Trump, instructing him to flatter, grovel, snivel, and avoid eye contact just like our GOP Congress.
If only we had Secret Service reps to change the prices on groceries like they change the lie on Trump’s golf balls.
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If only we had Secret Service reps to change the prices on groceries like they change the lie on Trump’s golf balls.
Aren’t you better off now than you were last year? Alright, forget I asked that.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Aren’t you better off now than you were last year? Alright, forget I asked that.