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Getting paid BIG 💰💰💰 by George Soros to write wiseass comments on Bluesky. Interests include avoiding an autocratic kleptocracy.

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · Jun 3

What does Trump have in common with the Big Lebowski? They both love White Russians.

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 4h

No worries. That’s just Trump being Trump.

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 7h

How about an age limit of 70 to begin serving a term as President, Senator, Supreme Court, etc.?

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 15h

We're in a very bad place as a society when people are doxing the frog guy rather than the masked morons zip tying children.

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 19h

Will it be solid gold or spray painted gold?

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 20h

Correction coming soon: “Trump administration says Immigration Enforcement will Fix Biden’s High Food Prices”

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d

Trump thinks blockchain is an S&M toy.

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d

Interesting what constitutes the line in the sand for some folks. Apparently they've been okay with the endless stream of egregious acts up to this point.

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d

Because the Nobel Peace Prize should go to someone you’re afraid of reacting violently if they don’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d

No wonder Trump’s been bombing random Venezuelan boats. At first I just assumed that they had missed a grift payment.

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 2d

Accused of fraud by the king of fraud. Pitiful.

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 2d

You would think one of his advisors would be kind enough to explain to him in private how percentages work.

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 2d

RIGGED! No one deserves the Nobel Prize for literature more than Donald Trump. Just read his cryptic, enigmatic birthday cards!!!

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 2d

Soon to be sharing classified information on Tik Tok!

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 2d

Early results from Trump physical:

6’6”, 195, 4.4 40, and a 40” vertical.

ABSOLUTELY NAILS THE “Person, woman, man, camera, TV” TEST AGAIN!!!

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

Cliff notes version of Pete’s speech:

“If it hurts, rub dirt on it.”

“NEVER watch soccer.”

“Have a 6 pack on your belly AND in your glove box.”

“If you have to Uber, insist on driving.”

“If you’re EVER caught crying, say you were thinking about Charlie.”

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 3d

This is the lesson of 2025

Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 3d

he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

We have an outline of a hope of a deal, just two weeks away! Give the man a goddamn Nobel!!!

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

Correction: Trump could grift funds to pay troops, but will instead choose to keep the $.

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

“I remember hanging out with Habie on Epstein Island back in the day. I’d never suspend Habie.”

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

“Remember those voting records that we grabbed from the states? That’s how we’ll decide who gets paid.”

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

That’s one way of saying that he watched a Matlock rerun this afternoon.

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

“Soon there will be only one approved network, and it will be all truth all the time. Just like Truth Social.”

Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

“I’m sure SCOTUS will agree it’s treasonous to donate to Act Blue.”

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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3d

“It’s the most dangerous place on the planet. Baristas on every corner, rolling their eyes and throwing around pronouns like grenades.”

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