Lawyer, dancer, redhead, part-time unpaid epic food creator, Navy wife and dog hair wrangler.
📍Coastal VA
Christmas markets! Mulled wine! Adorable cobblestone tree lined streets bordered by apartments with romantic balconies!
Christmas markets! Mulled wine! Adorable cobblestone tree lined streets bordered by apartments with romantic balconies!
Almost bought denture bond instead of toothpaste today. Was saved by a kind pharmacist.
Trip was about to be real bad.
Almost bought denture bond instead of toothpaste today. Was saved by a kind pharmacist.
Trip was about to be real bad.
Pastéis de nata are needed immediately. All of them.
First world problems. 🤷🏼♀️
Pastéis de nata are needed immediately. All of them.
First world problems. 🤷🏼♀️
I know I have my passport.
But I need to look at my passport in my bag to confirm what I already know. Which is:
That I have my passport.
I know I have my passport.
But I need to look at my passport in my bag to confirm what I already know. Which is:
That I have my passport.
Hubs, from Portugal: Well. Happy anniversary babe.
#marriage
Hubs, from Portugal: Well. Happy anniversary babe.
#marriage
I’ve got pozole pretty dialed in.
I bring it into the office every year just to hear the different reactions to hominy.
So far:
“I don’t normally like chickpeas.”
“What’re those little dumplings??”
I’ve got pozole pretty dialed in.
I bring it into the office every year just to hear the different reactions to hominy.
So far:
“I don’t normally like chickpeas.”
“What’re those little dumplings??”
But yeah. Drunky the Clown gets his group chats.
But yeah. Drunky the Clown gets his group chats.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
Follow me for more fashion advice.
#HappyThanksgiving #getinmybelly
Follow me for more fashion advice.
#HappyThanksgiving #getinmybelly
Happy thanksgiving 🍁🦃
May your turkey skin be perfectly crisp and your dexterity on point for all your kitchen needs today.
Happy thanksgiving 🍁🦃
May your turkey skin be perfectly crisp and your dexterity on point for all your kitchen needs today.
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My brain said “BITCH I ain’t telling you” but my mouth said “no” and that’s when I realized she was trying to sell me a high yield savings account.
What should I have said? Wrong answers only. ⬇️
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My brain said “BITCH I ain’t telling you” but my mouth said “no” and that’s when I realized she was trying to sell me a high yield savings account.
What should I have said? Wrong answers only. ⬇️
Pickleball should be an inside sport I said what I said.
Pickleball should be an inside sport I said what I said.
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.