I just really don’t think it can be overstated how much the actual military would never be permitted to any of the things that these idiots running the military are doing.

Quality content. I definitely care very much about this update.

I hope there’s a plucky news person watching this very very closely for the inevitable (1) it’s worse than you think bc of the special treatment that person is about to get or (2) it’s worse than you think bc she called in her own family member.

🤣🤣🤣

I’ll go first.
Gonna buy arms for the rebels in Andor.

Gonna fill my pockets with loose change and walk thru metal detectors.

Gonna buy a crate of black market boa constrictors.

*writes down “fuckmuppetry” on my list of Very Important Words To Remember