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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · Dec 27

Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 1h

YANKEES FAN (entire ass crack somehow showing even though he is wearing both a XXXL jersey and a belt): We define success differently than other organizations.

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 24m

Dads are dudes, and dudes rock.

Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 38m

Just this morning we had to have a talk with kiddo about why dad is allowed to wear flip flops when it's cold out but she isn't

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1h

/assault rifle strapped to my back

“Are you out of Count Chocula?”

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 2h

“Kids, I know you’re tired and you have to go to school, but before you leave, come over here and watch this with me again.”

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James G @orth.ca · 10h

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 18h

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 11h

I know it’s a little late at night, but wake the children. Gather them around you and sit the littlest ones upon your knee. Tell them how much you love them and want them to share with you the feeling of joy that only comes when The Yankees are being eliminated.

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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 14h

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K. Liakos @kliakos.com · 13h

America 2025:

The facade of a store in a Delaware strip mall called its fashion but the lights on the o n and exclamation point are out so it says it’s fashi

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 12h

Counterpoint:

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Yes. I haven’t been in charge of the name for years, but it’s accurate.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 14h

I’m afraid to pick it up. There’s probably anti-younger sibling inscriptions on it.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 14h

Blowing all her what now?

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 17h

College continues to be a place where you can grow and experience things.

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Elizabeth Boyle @thecelticist.bsky.social · 23h

Reminds me of this excellent sign that I saw at the Tubman African American Museum in Macon, Georgia.

Piano, which once belonged to Little Richard, with a sign on it saying "Do not attempt to play Little Richard's piano. He will know."

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 20h

The Dads are pleased to welcome all Highland Cattle into their tribe.

Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 1d

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 20h

Topped my fried rice lunch with an egg and some chopped-up leftover brisket.

a man with a beard wearing a crown and sunglasses with a w logo on his chest

ALT: a man with a beard wearing a crown and sunglasses with a w logo on his chest

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 21h

The Dads are at the dry cleaners, checking on HoCo dress alterations.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1d

For several days, I just assumed the Jane Goodall video where she talks about launching bad people into outer space was AI. I’m glad that it isn’t, but I hate that truly good things are so rare that they make me suspicious.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1d

I sincerely appreciate my dog’s very business-like mentality on rainy days. Poops within a half block, then back to the sofa.

see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1d

He was doing a Rally Cap bit for that Judge home run. Obvious war crime.

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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 1d

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 9d

what if something good happened instead

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone know what’s for dinner?