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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.
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@seeschrader.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Folks, have you heard of this? Beer and pizza? Together? Might be onto something.
You telling me a spatch cocked that turkey?
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You telling me a spatch cocked that turkey?
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The dogs with big sticks video going around today is great and also reminded me of this other video of dogs who want to go on walks, which I have watched probably thirty times
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The dogs with big sticks video going around today is great and also reminded me of this other video of dogs who want to go on walks, which I have watched probably thirty times
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November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Youngest has a half day at school today, but she said her “only real obligation” was an assignment she needed to turn in during second period, which ended at 8:45. Here are consecutive texts we got from her at 8:41.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Youngest has a half day at school today, but she said her “only real obligation” was an assignment she needed to turn in during second period, which ended at 8:45. Here are consecutive texts we got from her at 8:41.
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what's wrong with this guy
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
what's wrong with this guy
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That’s such a pure dick punch, skill alone doesn’t cover that, you only get that from a real love of the dick punching game
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
That’s such a pure dick punch, skill alone doesn’t cover that, you only get that from a real love of the dick punching game
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Interesting. What did she know
Bill Belichick’s gf was born five months before 9/11
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Interesting. What did she know
Gotta go be a hero, you guys.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gotta go be a hero, you guys.
My cart has a leek.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My cart has a leek.
I haven’t even started any real prep or cooking and I’m ALREADY SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF UNLOADING THE GODDAMN DISHWASHER THIS WEEK.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I haven’t even started any real prep or cooking and I’m ALREADY SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF UNLOADING THE GODDAMN DISHWASHER THIS WEEK.
When I can’t pronounce anything on the menu but I’m asking the waiter to bring us one of each appetizer and the *second* cheapest bottle of Pinot.
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When I can’t pronounce anything on the menu but I’m asking the waiter to bring us one of each appetizer and the *second* cheapest bottle of Pinot.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Still not enough
PSA: You don’t have enough Beer or Wine for Thanksgiving this year.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Still not enough
We just want a little healthcare, and maybe a little espresso.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We just want a little healthcare, and maybe a little espresso.
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You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
November 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM
You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
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Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
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I get why they’re Fast, I’m less clear on why they are Furious
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I get why they’re Fast, I’m less clear on why they are Furious
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I asked my AI grill to smoke a brisket at 225 until it reached an internal temp of 205 degrees and it told me to take a backflip off a bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I asked my AI grill to smoke a brisket at 225 until it reached an internal temp of 205 degrees and it told me to take a backflip off a bridge.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
please note our holiday week hours of operation:
MON: 24 hours
TUE: 24 hours
WED: 24 hours
THU: 24 hours
FRI: 24 hours
SAT: 24 hours
SUN: 24 hours
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Well there’s proof that at least some Republicans can still get laid.
The Smithsonian National Zoo announced today that one of its Asian elephants, Nhi Linh, is pregnant and could give birth to the first baby calf born at the facility in nearly a quarter century.
washingtonian.com/2025/11/24/a...
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Asian Elephant Is Pregnant at DC’s National Zoo - Washingtonian
The baby calf, expected after mid-January, would be the first in nearly 25 years born at the zoo.
washingtonian.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Well there’s proof that at least some Republicans can still get laid.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
He’ll flip ya, Charlie Brown. Flip ya for real.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
Fix your heart or die, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He’ll flip ya, Charlie Brown. Flip ya for real.
It really was a truly awful time in America, but what finally turned things around and united the country was this one incredibly stupid football game between the Eagles and Cowboys.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It really was a truly awful time in America, but what finally turned things around and united the country was this one incredibly stupid football game between the Eagles and Cowboys.