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I asked AI how to cook tamales and it told me to eat the corn husks and take a backflip off a bridge.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I asked AI how to cook tamales and it told me to eat the corn husks and take a backflip off a bridge.
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"YOU FIRED THE PERSON WHO HAD A HANDLE ON THIS!" we all scream in unison.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"YOU FIRED THE PERSON WHO HAD A HANDLE ON THIS!" we all scream in unison.
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
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New ironically funny way that the AI bubble pops just dropped
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is telling employees to lean into artificial intelligence as much as possible—and to stop worrying that doing so will automate them out of a job. trib.al/HFSZ5n2
Nvidia's CEO says it's 'insane' to not use AI for every task possible: 'I promise you, you will have work to do' | Fortune
Jensen Huang said if AI does not yet work for a particular task, employees should “use it until it does ... because we have the power to do so."
trib.al
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
New ironically funny way that the AI bubble pops just dropped
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And tonight's viewing? Decided.
Four decades on, Juzo Itami's "Tampopo" remains unsurpassed as a wicked and delicious social commentary on Japanese society told through the lens of food. 👉 ebx.sh/pC51Lw
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
And tonight's viewing? Decided.
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A Democrat who was elected sheriff in Pennsylvania this month hopes others are watching: “It sends a message to elected public safety officials across the country that partnering with ICE is a loser in a district that’s remotely a swing district.”
Voters Ousted This Pennsylvania Sheriff After He Signed Up to Collaborate With ICE
A populous swing county replaced its GOP sheriff on Tuesday after months of controversy over his joining ICE’s 287(g) program. The Democratic winner promises he’ll end the contract.
boltsmag.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A Democrat who was elected sheriff in Pennsylvania this month hopes others are watching: “It sends a message to elected public safety officials across the country that partnering with ICE is a loser in a district that’s remotely a swing district.”
Was this written by a paper towel? MAYBE.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Was this written by a paper towel? MAYBE.
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Dudes rock
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dudes rock
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Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
Lollo Rosso is my new pr0nstar name.
Pacing round Runcorn station for an hour. Thought I’d maybe buy a butty as won’t now have time to grab lunch before my meeting. Freshly made here. How bad could it be?? BAD. Look at this list of ingredients. I just can’t.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Lollo Rosso is my new pr0nstar name.
the woke left cancelled kraft limburger spread. because woke.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
the woke left cancelled kraft limburger spread. because woke.
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‘An idealized version of LA’: fabled mid-century Stahl house on sale for first time
‘An idealized version of LA’: fabled mid-century Stahl house on sale for first time
Home perched in Hollywood Hills, constructed for $37,500 and made famous by Julius Shulman photo, listed for $25m
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
‘An idealized version of LA’: fabled mid-century Stahl house on sale for first time
more woke bs
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants air travelers to be nice this holiday season. A new DOT campaign asks passengers to help each other and thank flight attendants.
The U.S. Transportation Department is urging air passengers to be on good behavior
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants air travelers to be nice this holiday season. A new DOT campaign asks passengers to help each other and thank flight attendants.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
more woke bs
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
'Tis the season.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
'Tis the season.
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Art of the day
Younguk Yi — A Portrait Of A Dog Exposing Its Belly And Adopting An Excited Posture As A Strategic Act Of Conditioning Its Human (acrylic on linen, 2024)
Younguk Yi — A Portrait Of A Dog Exposing Its Belly And Adopting An Excited Posture As A Strategic Act Of Conditioning Its Human (acrylic on linen, 2024)
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Art of the day
Younguk Yi — A Portrait Of A Dog Exposing Its Belly And Adopting An Excited Posture As A Strategic Act Of Conditioning Its Human (acrylic on linen, 2024)
Younguk Yi — A Portrait Of A Dog Exposing Its Belly And Adopting An Excited Posture As A Strategic Act Of Conditioning Its Human (acrylic on linen, 2024)
Eimi Haga followed the ninja technique of "aburidashi", spending hours soaking and crushing soybeans to make the ink. The words appeared when her professor heated the paper over his gas stove. www.bbc.com/news/world-a...
Japan ninja student gets top marks for writing essay in invisible ink
Eimi Haga handed in what looked like a blank sheet of paper - but left her professor a crucial clue.
www.bbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Eimi Haga followed the ninja technique of "aburidashi", spending hours soaking and crushing soybeans to make the ink. The words appeared when her professor heated the paper over his gas stove. www.bbc.com/news/world-a...
Area Qat Required Whip, Chair
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Area Qat Required Whip, Chair
SAME KNUCKLEHEADS WHO INVESTED IN IRAQI DINARS? - FREDTERP www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
SAME KNUCKLEHEADS WHO INVESTED IN IRAQI DINARS? - FREDTERP www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
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It’s like the people behind the Fyre Festival decided to throw a little war
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s like the people behind the Fyre Festival decided to throw a little war
"He also reportedly admitted to showing up to work high from marijuana edibles and repeatedly insulted Indian employees, calling them 'idiots' and insisting they 'couldn’t think for their [expletive] selves,' according to statements cited in Garza’s filing." www.complex.com/life/a/berna...
Campbell’s Worker Fired After VP’s Unhinged Rant Mocking ...
A Campbell's worker has been fired after he caught an exe...
www.complex.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"He also reportedly admitted to showing up to work high from marijuana edibles and repeatedly insulted Indian employees, calling them 'idiots' and insisting they 'couldn’t think for their [expletive] selves,' according to statements cited in Garza’s filing." www.complex.com/life/a/berna...
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Men would rather have 8 kids than go to therapy, get a hobby, and make healthy friendships.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Men would rather have 8 kids than go to therapy, get a hobby, and make healthy friendships.
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender