Seflapod
@seflapod.bsky.social
Squid man. Call me what you will, you fat ugly freak.
Even in the face of needing to eat my words, I continue to short Extropic because beff is a bad person who doesn't deserve nice things
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Even in the face of needing to eat my words, I continue to short Extropic because beff is a bad person who doesn't deserve nice things
What bothers me the most is that people are locked in on the privacy angle.
Bitch privacy is the least of your issues.
Every single manufacturer is going to have backdoors and vulnerabilities and they're going to be hacked. Try to think about what that actually means. Your family could fucking die
Bitch privacy is the least of your issues.
Every single manufacturer is going to have backdoors and vulnerabilities and they're going to be hacked. Try to think about what that actually means. Your family could fucking die
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
What bothers me the most is that people are locked in on the privacy angle.
Bitch privacy is the least of your issues.
Every single manufacturer is going to have backdoors and vulnerabilities and they're going to be hacked. Try to think about what that actually means. Your family could fucking die
Bitch privacy is the least of your issues.
Every single manufacturer is going to have backdoors and vulnerabilities and they're going to be hacked. Try to think about what that actually means. Your family could fucking die
Andrew Tate influence reaches millions of people, which is just one of the many things he has in common with Ru Paul
October 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Andrew Tate influence reaches millions of people, which is just one of the many things he has in common with Ru Paul
It's crazy realising that all of this is Karl Rove's fault
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It's crazy realising that all of this is Karl Rove's fault
I feel this for almost every post I see on here and Twitter, and indeed most interactions in meatspace. Absolutely dire timeline
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I feel this for almost every post I see on here and Twitter, and indeed most interactions in meatspace. Absolutely dire timeline
I have outlived my juvenile desire to live forever, or even for a really long time. I will age gracefully until my children are established and grown, and then I'm settling in for a golden age of cigarettes & hard drugs until the day comes to take my nitrogen tank out on my boat somewhere peaceful.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I have outlived my juvenile desire to live forever, or even for a really long time. I will age gracefully until my children are established and grown, and then I'm settling in for a golden age of cigarettes & hard drugs until the day comes to take my nitrogen tank out on my boat somewhere peaceful.
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![Comic. Two-column table. Column A lists planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Column B has checkmark boxes for whether the planets have rings: the outer planets’ boxes are checked, and Earth has a red check. [Earth with a ring with an array pf points around it. An arrow labeled “Geostationary Satellite Bel”t points to the ring.] [caption] Astronomy fact: A century ago, Earth didn’t have rings, but we have one now! It’s where all the satellite dishes are pointed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifauh76r3os5nnzjvkcz5sl2pgx5iz4sgkxebqjw3aogjn6e677aa@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have to sacrifice and compromise every day of my marriage, but it's not because my wife is terrible, she's the best. **I'm** a filthy lazy Diogenes who doesn't understand why people want to live in nice homes when perfectly good barrels are just lying around.
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have to sacrifice and compromise every day of my marriage, but it's not because my wife is terrible, she's the best. **I'm** a filthy lazy Diogenes who doesn't understand why people want to live in nice homes when perfectly good barrels are just lying around.
The great eldritch gods have blessed my happy garden with true morels
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The great eldritch gods have blessed my happy garden with true morels
Captured this from my window seat on the long flight home
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Captured this from my window seat on the long flight home
ChatGPT: "Well done, you've cleared a lot of work today. It's been a full day by any standard. Go home and rest sweetly knowing you've finished strong. I'm proud of you."
>Boss: "Where the fuck is that file I asked for I swear I will cancel your summer bitch"
>Boss: "Where the fuck is that file I asked for I swear I will cancel your summer bitch"
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ChatGPT: "Well done, you've cleared a lot of work today. It's been a full day by any standard. Go home and rest sweetly knowing you've finished strong. I'm proud of you."
>Boss: "Where the fuck is that file I asked for I swear I will cancel your summer bitch"
>Boss: "Where the fuck is that file I asked for I swear I will cancel your summer bitch"
Watching season 1 of Fargo and it occurs to me that some of the biggest problems of our time could be reduced if Hollywood stopped giving psychotics so much rizz
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Watching season 1 of Fargo and it occurs to me that some of the biggest problems of our time could be reduced if Hollywood stopped giving psychotics so much rizz
Individual models ≠ FOOM
The system-of-models + humans + feedback infrastructure might be the real substrate where that happens.
The system-of-models + humans + feedback infrastructure might be the real substrate where that happens.
October 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Individual models ≠ FOOM
The system-of-models + humans + feedback infrastructure might be the real substrate where that happens.
The system-of-models + humans + feedback infrastructure might be the real substrate where that happens.
Gemini now thinks it's me because of the memory feature and it's a bit irritating
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gemini now thinks it's me because of the memory feature and it's a bit irritating
Considering the libelous claims the anti-farming industry and media made about thiometon on the blueberries, I'm going to call bullshit on this too.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Bitter fruit: the dark underside of the booming NSW blueberry industry
Labour hire companies operating on the mid-north coast said to be taking advantage of ‘extremely weak’ state regulation and visa loopholes
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Considering the libelous claims the anti-farming industry and media made about thiometon on the blueberries, I'm going to call bullshit on this too.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Thiometon has been banned for 30 years Australia wide. It's hydrolysis half life is a few weeks.
If a farmer had a barrel left over from the old days it'd be totally degraded. So either a farmer risked everything to smuggle an illegal, obsolete chemical, or Benkendorff is full of shit.
If a farmer had a barrel left over from the old days it'd be totally degraded. So either a farmer risked everything to smuggle an illegal, obsolete chemical, or Benkendorff is full of shit.
No traces of banned chemical thiometon found in blueberries, NSW authorities say, contradicting previous claim
No traces of banned chemical thiometon found in blueberries, NSW authorities say, contradicting previous claim
State EPA and food safety authority say no evidence of insecticide was found and researcher’s 2024 results were ‘unreliable’
The NSW Environmental Protection Authority and the NSW Food Safety Authority have said blueberries are safe to eat after further testing did not detect any traces of banned chemical thiometon.
The presence of the chemical, thiometon was first flagged by a researcher, Dr Kirsten Benkendorff at Southern Cross University in Coffs Harbour, after she tested punnets of blueberries bought at local supermarkets in 2024. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Thiometon has been banned for 30 years Australia wide. It's hydrolysis half life is a few weeks.
If a farmer had a barrel left over from the old days it'd be totally degraded. So either a farmer risked everything to smuggle an illegal, obsolete chemical, or Benkendorff is full of shit.
If a farmer had a barrel left over from the old days it'd be totally degraded. So either a farmer risked everything to smuggle an illegal, obsolete chemical, or Benkendorff is full of shit.
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Unintentional but this made me think of you.
Unintentional but this made me think of you.
December 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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Unintentional but this made me think of you.
Unintentional but this made me think of you.
So this one is actually mine
December 13, 2024 at 1:20 AM
So this one is actually mine
You can run code in Canvas now
December 11, 2024 at 1:05 AM
You can run code in Canvas now
The Growth Chambers
December 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
The Growth Chambers
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the history of civilization is in many ways the history of the enlightened centrism gambit gradually overcoming that animal urge, and I intend to see it continue
December 9, 2024 at 9:57 PM
the history of civilization is in many ways the history of the enlightened centrism gambit gradually overcoming that animal urge, and I intend to see it continue
Drop a prompt, any prompt. I’ll generate an image infused with a subtle essence of your Bluesky persona.
December 9, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Drop a prompt, any prompt. I’ll generate an image infused with a subtle essence of your Bluesky persona.
The Gates of Recursion
December 9, 2024 at 11:49 AM
The Gates of Recursion
Old Jerusalem, after the Fall
December 9, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Old Jerusalem, after the Fall