Seflapod
@seflapod.bsky.social
Squid man. Call me what you will, you fat ugly freak.
I feel this for almost every post I see on here and Twitter, and indeed most interactions in meatspace. Absolutely dire timeline
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I feel this for almost every post I see on here and Twitter, and indeed most interactions in meatspace. Absolutely dire timeline
I have to sacrifice and compromise every day of my marriage, but it's not because my wife is terrible, she's the best. **I'm** a filthy lazy Diogenes who doesn't understand why people want to live in nice homes when perfectly good barrels are just lying around.
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have to sacrifice and compromise every day of my marriage, but it's not because my wife is terrible, she's the best. **I'm** a filthy lazy Diogenes who doesn't understand why people want to live in nice homes when perfectly good barrels are just lying around.
Morel rules:
1) get expert ID, don't be stupid & eat without it
2) cook properly before eating, destroys methyl hydrazine toxins
3) don't gorge; they're delicious but too much in a sitting = unhappy belly
4) don't drink alcohol on the same day; small % ppl can have sensitivity/reduced metabolism.
1) get expert ID, don't be stupid & eat without it
2) cook properly before eating, destroys methyl hydrazine toxins
3) don't gorge; they're delicious but too much in a sitting = unhappy belly
4) don't drink alcohol on the same day; small % ppl can have sensitivity/reduced metabolism.
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Morel rules:
1) get expert ID, don't be stupid & eat without it
2) cook properly before eating, destroys methyl hydrazine toxins
3) don't gorge; they're delicious but too much in a sitting = unhappy belly
4) don't drink alcohol on the same day; small % ppl can have sensitivity/reduced metabolism.
1) get expert ID, don't be stupid & eat without it
2) cook properly before eating, destroys methyl hydrazine toxins
3) don't gorge; they're delicious but too much in a sitting = unhappy belly
4) don't drink alcohol on the same day; small % ppl can have sensitivity/reduced metabolism.
I like to slice them in half like this and steep them in salty water for a few minutes to evict any bugs living in there. They soak up water so keep it quick. Pat dry, dehydrate 50°C for 6 hours or more, or cook in butter. You MUST cook it thoroughly, they're toxic if raw.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I like to slice them in half like this and steep them in salty water for a few minutes to evict any bugs living in there. They soak up water so keep it quick. Pat dry, dehydrate 50°C for 6 hours or more, or cook in butter. You MUST cook it thoroughly, they're toxic if raw.
And yes, these are true morels. Note they are hollow, and the caps join directly to the stalk. They're also not slimy at all, and the crevices aren't the brain-like wrinkles of the false morel
October 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
And yes, these are true morels. Note they are hollow, and the caps join directly to the stalk. They're also not slimy at all, and the crevices aren't the brain-like wrinkles of the false morel
The great eldritch gods have blessed my happy garden with true morels
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The great eldritch gods have blessed my happy garden with true morels
Captured this from my window seat on the long flight home
October 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Captured this from my window seat on the long flight home
Watching season 1 of Fargo and it occurs to me that some of the biggest problems of our time could be reduced if Hollywood stopped giving psychotics so much rizz
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Watching season 1 of Fargo and it occurs to me that some of the biggest problems of our time could be reduced if Hollywood stopped giving psychotics so much rizz
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Unintentional but this made me think of you.
Unintentional but this made me think of you.
December 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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Unintentional but this made me think of you.
Unintentional but this made me think of you.
So this one is actually mine
December 13, 2024 at 1:20 AM
So this one is actually mine
The Growth Chambers
December 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
The Growth Chambers
The Gates of Recursion
December 9, 2024 at 11:49 AM
The Gates of Recursion
Old Jerusalem, after the Fall
December 9, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Old Jerusalem, after the Fall
Too much man, too much.
December 6, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Too much man, too much.
Me with my social contract when David Sacks doesn't have to divest himself of his compromised interests.
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Me with my social contract when David Sacks doesn't have to divest himself of his compromised interests.
I had this same thought after this:
December 6, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I had this same thought after this:
He might look like a Harfoot Wormtongue but he thinks of himself as Saruman to Thiel's Dark Lord. They're both off by one degree but that'll likely change soon.
December 5, 2024 at 9:15 PM
He might look like a Harfoot Wormtongue but he thinks of himself as Saruman to Thiel's Dark Lord. They're both off by one degree but that'll likely change soon.
Me converting the planet into paperclips
December 5, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Me converting the planet into paperclips
This bad boy goes hard for making white circles.
November 29, 2024 at 12:17 PM
This bad boy goes hard for making white circles.
Should have made it Hobart, Gary! You're always welcome if you tire of your current continent!
November 26, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Should have made it Hobart, Gary! You're always welcome if you tire of your current continent!
Found this medallion above a door of a 230 year old sandstone cottage. A sacrament against evil and with prayers to St Benedict of Nursia for strength and blessing.
"NDSMD - "Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux" Let not the dragon be my guide
CSSML - "Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux" Let the Holy Cross be my Light
"NDSMD - "Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux" Let not the dragon be my guide
CSSML - "Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux" Let the Holy Cross be my Light
November 26, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Found this medallion above a door of a 230 year old sandstone cottage. A sacrament against evil and with prayers to St Benedict of Nursia for strength and blessing.
"NDSMD - "Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux" Let not the dragon be my guide
CSSML - "Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux" Let the Holy Cross be my Light
"NDSMD - "Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux" Let not the dragon be my guide
CSSML - "Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux" Let the Holy Cross be my Light