emo dean venture
@segelsexual.bsky.social
Tay. 30. She/her. Pansexual bitch. Perpetually in love with my cat, horror, books, reality TV, music, dragons, movies, and bird law. Die hard Pittsburgh Steelers and Montreal Canadiens fan. I should've been born a Muppet.
Btw I am listening to the game via the NHL website by way of chromecasting it to my TV. Here is my view
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Btw I am listening to the game via the NHL website by way of chromecasting it to my TV. Here is my view
Friends are so important and I am so lucky that this guy has been my friend since middle school.
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Friends are so important and I am so lucky that this guy has been my friend since middle school.
I can't stop crying about this fucker leaving me so here's some pictures of us being the coolest dudes
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I can't stop crying about this fucker leaving me so here's some pictures of us being the coolest dudes
Mike Tomlin and Aaron Rodgers 2025 vs Mike Tomlin and Aaron Rodgers 2026
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Mike Tomlin and Aaron Rodgers 2025 vs Mike Tomlin and Aaron Rodgers 2026
For the final time this season
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
For the final time this season
Since I've been chatting with my high school bestie about Hot Actors, which is what our friendship was founded upon, I thought I might share the coffee mug she got me back in 2011. I obviously still have (and use!) it to this day and it is one of my most adored possessions.
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Since I've been chatting with my high school bestie about Hot Actors, which is what our friendship was founded upon, I thought I might share the coffee mug she got me back in 2011. I obviously still have (and use!) it to this day and it is one of my most adored possessions.
Klaus told me to tell you all "good evening, go Habs." I didn't have the heart to tell him the Habs don't play until tomorrow cuz look at his face!
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Klaus told me to tell you all "good evening, go Habs." I didn't have the heart to tell him the Habs don't play until tomorrow cuz look at his face!
Well well well if it isn't a very predictable answer for me
January 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Well well well if it isn't a very predictable answer for me
Who are these gay nerds
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Who are these gay nerds
Showed up to my mom's in Habs merch and was promptly given more Habs merch 😍
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Showed up to my mom's in Habs merch and was promptly given more Habs merch 😍
No better way to punctuate hockey night in Canada. We can all phone home together 💪🏼
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
No better way to punctuate hockey night in Canada. We can all phone home together 💪🏼
I hear this cat did the Kessel Run in 12 purrrsecs. He once told C3P0 never tell meow the odds. His favorite place to stock up on treats and toys? Chewy.
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I hear this cat did the Kessel Run in 12 purrrsecs. He once told C3P0 never tell meow the odds. His favorite place to stock up on treats and toys? Chewy.
My aux chord doesn't work and I was sick of the radio so I decided to pop this bad boy in my car. I forgot he gave me two hearts. Cuz I'm his favorite fan and he's my favorite rapper from Vernon, BC.
December 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My aux chord doesn't work and I was sick of the radio so I decided to pop this bad boy in my car. I forgot he gave me two hearts. Cuz I'm his favorite fan and he's my favorite rapper from Vernon, BC.
My friend's older brother used to host open mics in his garage and I sang this song once during one of those open mics.
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
My friend's older brother used to host open mics in his garage and I sang this song once during one of those open mics.
My dad was proud I "said words" to Jeff is because he got me a photo op with Karen Gillan once and she said she liked my shirt and I just made sounds at her cuz I could not handle someone as hot as Karen Gillan liking my shirt
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My dad was proud I "said words" to Jeff is because he got me a photo op with Karen Gillan once and she said she liked my shirt and I just made sounds at her cuz I could not handle someone as hot as Karen Gillan liking my shirt
So one time I got a photo op with Jeff Goldblum and my skirt folded in a hilarious way. Despite Jeff's uncomfortable smile, he was definitely the one that pulled me into that tight hug. I never would've been brave enough to do that. My dad clapped for me for even being able to speak words to Jeff.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So one time I got a photo op with Jeff Goldblum and my skirt folded in a hilarious way. Despite Jeff's uncomfortable smile, he was definitely the one that pulled me into that tight hug. I never would've been brave enough to do that. My dad clapped for me for even being able to speak words to Jeff.
And I'm seeing them with the same person I saw them with 15 years ago.
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And I'm seeing them with the same person I saw them with 15 years ago.
I was trying to find something in my camera roll and instead I found a bunch of old videos of me glorifying* my best friend's ass
*Objectifying
*Objectifying
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I was trying to find something in my camera roll and instead I found a bunch of old videos of me glorifying* my best friend's ass
*Objectifying
*Objectifying
Jen Shah may be free from prison but she will never be free from catty journalism
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Jen Shah may be free from prison but she will never be free from catty journalism
Happy hockey night in Canada (and my living room in Utah) to all who celebrate
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Happy hockey night in Canada (and my living room in Utah) to all who celebrate
🎶black cat in a big green coat🎶 or whatever Chris Farley sang
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🎶black cat in a big green coat🎶 or whatever Chris Farley sang
I also earned Favorite Aunt Status from my cousin's son so today was full of several wins (not the Habs tho)
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I also earned Favorite Aunt Status from my cousin's son so today was full of several wins (not the Habs tho)