emo dean venture
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Tay. 30. She/her. Pansexual bitch. Perpetually in love with my cat, horror, books, reality TV, music, dragons, movies, and bird law. Die hard Pittsburgh Steelers and Montreal Canadiens fan. I should've been born a Muppet.
Pinned
I cannot get Rock the Torah from the Jewish musical episode of Raising Hope out of my head. That song had no right being that good.
January 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I cannot get Rock the Torah from the Jewish musical episode of Raising Hope out of my head. That song had no right being that good.
I'm pretty sure the real housewives of Beverly hills were in Sedona at the same time my mom was. Gonna ask her if she remembers running into Kathy Hilton
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I'm pretty sure the real housewives of Beverly hills were in Sedona at the same time my mom was. Gonna ask her if she remembers running into Kathy Hilton
That was such a fun game. Habs have really earned that number 1 spot as far as I'm concerned. Could not be prouder of Texier and Kapanen
January 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
That was such a fun game. Habs have really earned that number 1 spot as far as I'm concerned. Could not be prouder of Texier and Kapanen
TEXIER HAT TRICK BABY
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
TEXIER HAT TRICK BABY
Super excited for Utah hosting the Winter Classic in 2027 but what's even more exciting was just how many of my family members were dying to talk to me about it 🥹
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Super excited for Utah hosting the Winter Classic in 2027 but what's even more exciting was just how many of my family members were dying to talk to me about it 🥹
Grandpa requested my enchiladas again. I really love that man. He also gave me a kitchen towel he won at bingo cuz it has kitties on it.
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Grandpa requested my enchiladas again. I really love that man. He also gave me a kitchen towel he won at bingo cuz it has kitties on it.
I am so fucking glad I decided to watch High School Musical tonight. Phenomenal cinema truly
January 7, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I am so fucking glad I decided to watch High School Musical tonight. Phenomenal cinema truly
WHAT TEAM??!!!!!??!!? WILDCATS!!!!
And if I watch High School Musical right the fuck now for the first time in possibly 2 decades? What then?
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 AM
WHAT TEAM??!!!!!??!!? WILDCATS!!!!
And if I watch High School Musical right the fuck now for the first time in possibly 2 decades? What then?
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
And if I watch High School Musical right the fuck now for the first time in possibly 2 decades? What then?
Since I've been chatting with my high school bestie about Hot Actors, which is what our friendship was founded upon, I thought I might share the coffee mug she got me back in 2011. I obviously still have (and use!) it to this day and it is one of my most adored possessions.
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Since I've been chatting with my high school bestie about Hot Actors, which is what our friendship was founded upon, I thought I might share the coffee mug she got me back in 2011. I obviously still have (and use!) it to this day and it is one of my most adored possessions.
Holy shit, Islanders. Good on ya
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Holy shit, Islanders. Good on ya
Klaus told me to tell you all "good evening, go Habs." I didn't have the heart to tell him the Habs don't play until tomorrow cuz look at his face!
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Klaus told me to tell you all "good evening, go Habs." I didn't have the heart to tell him the Habs don't play until tomorrow cuz look at his face!
Obviously would not be sad if Demidov won the Calder but also def would not be sad if Schaefer won it. That dude is incredible.
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Obviously would not be sad if Demidov won the Calder but also def would not be sad if Schaefer won it. That dude is incredible.
Ooooh child, things are gonna get shittier
Ooooh child, things'll get badder
Ooooh child, things'll get badder
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Ooooh child, things are gonna get shittier
Ooooh child, things'll get badder
Ooooh child, things'll get badder
I have a job interview at noon and it's a job that would get me out of my apartment more and just be better overall for my mental health. I haven't interviewed for a job in 8 years. I'm terrified.
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I have a job interview at noon and it's a job that would get me out of my apartment more and just be better overall for my mental health. I haven't interviewed for a job in 8 years. I'm terrified.
It was my first day at a brand new school and I didn't know anyone. I went to swing on a tetherball poll at recess, missed, and broke my wrist.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
It was my first day at a brand new school and I didn't know anyone. I went to swing on a tetherball poll at recess, missed, and broke my wrist.
Gonna start a project called Stevie Ray Von Trapp and it's Sound of Music covers done in the style of Stevie Ray Vaughn
January 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Gonna start a project called Stevie Ray Von Trapp and it's Sound of Music covers done in the style of Stevie Ray Vaughn
Attorney: Ladies and gentleman of the jury, as the evidence clearly proves, my client is innocent. He was busy Wang Chunging that night.
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Attorney: Ladies and gentleman of the jury, as the evidence clearly proves, my client is innocent. He was busy Wang Chunging that night.
Gonna have to go with Phantom of the Opera (musical, not book) or the Great Gatsby (book, not musical)
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Gonna have to go with Phantom of the Opera (musical, not book) or the Great Gatsby (book, not musical)
Good morning Steelers fans only
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Good morning Steelers fans only
If I were at Heinz field right now, they'd have to drag me out. I'd be trying to set up a tent on the 50 yard line.
January 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
If I were at Heinz field right now, they'd have to drag me out. I'd be trying to set up a tent on the 50 yard line.
What a glorious day to be a fan of the Montreal Canadiens and the Pittsburgh Steelers. I can't stop giggling
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
What a glorious day to be a fan of the Montreal Canadiens and the Pittsburgh Steelers. I can't stop giggling
My whole street heard me shriek "OH MY GOD HE MISSED 😡" and "OH MY GOD HE MISSED 🤩" within five minutes of each other. Go Steelers baby!
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
My whole street heard me shriek "OH MY GOD HE MISSED 😡" and "OH MY GOD HE MISSED 🤩" within five minutes of each other. Go Steelers baby!
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
The audio and visual always get out of synch on peacock and it makes me want to kick someone in the shins
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The audio and visual always get out of synch on peacock and it makes me want to kick someone in the shins