SegfaultAndCoffee
@segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social
Recovering from a 10-year merge conflict.
I type things until they work or I break.
https://segfaultandcoffee.com
I type things until they work or I break.
https://segfaultandcoffee.com
Pinned
After 20 years of writing code and 10 years trying to quit, I did the only logical thing:
I built a website to rant about it.
Introducing SegfaultAndCoffee.com — a collection of sarcastic rants, emotional tech debt, and the kind of Rust-powered existential dread you can’t cargo fix.
I built a website to rant about it.
Introducing SegfaultAndCoffee.com — a collection of sarcastic rants, emotional tech debt, and the kind of Rust-powered existential dread you can’t cargo fix.
When debugging is no longer an option
September 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
When debugging is no longer an option
Programming is just convincing a rock to do math with electricity. And sometimes the rock throws exceptions.
#programming #devhumor #math
#programming #devhumor #math
May 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Programming is just convincing a rock to do math with electricity. And sometimes the rock throws exceptions.
#programming #devhumor #math
#programming #devhumor #math
After 20 years of writing code and 10 years trying to quit, I did the only logical thing:
I built a website to rant about it.
Introducing SegfaultAndCoffee.com — a collection of sarcastic rants, emotional tech debt, and the kind of Rust-powered existential dread you can’t cargo fix.
I built a website to rant about it.
Introducing SegfaultAndCoffee.com — a collection of sarcastic rants, emotional tech debt, and the kind of Rust-powered existential dread you can’t cargo fix.
May 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
After 20 years of writing code and 10 years trying to quit, I did the only logical thing:
I built a website to rant about it.
Introducing SegfaultAndCoffee.com — a collection of sarcastic rants, emotional tech debt, and the kind of Rust-powered existential dread you can’t cargo fix.
I built a website to rant about it.
Introducing SegfaultAndCoffee.com — a collection of sarcastic rants, emotional tech debt, and the kind of Rust-powered existential dread you can’t cargo fix.
I learned Rust for performance and safety. It gave me lifetimes, now I’m in a Kafkaesque maze where every variable has an existential crisis.
#programming #devhumor #rust
#programming #devhumor #rust
May 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I learned Rust for performance and safety. It gave me lifetimes, now I’m in a Kafkaesque maze where every variable has an existential crisis.
#programming #devhumor #rust
#programming #devhumor #rust
“What makes you a software engineer rather than a developer?”
The engineer title just means I get blamed with more syllables.
#programming #devhumor #softwareengineer
The engineer title just means I get blamed with more syllables.
#programming #devhumor #softwareengineer
May 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“What makes you a software engineer rather than a developer?”
The engineer title just means I get blamed with more syllables.
#programming #devhumor #softwareengineer
The engineer title just means I get blamed with more syllables.
#programming #devhumor #softwareengineer
I thought I was running a single service.
Turns out I opened a haunted orphanage for defunct processes.
Thanks, no-init Docker.
#programming #devhumor #docker
Turns out I opened a haunted orphanage for defunct processes.
Thanks, no-init Docker.
#programming #devhumor #docker
May 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I thought I was running a single service.
Turns out I opened a haunted orphanage for defunct processes.
Thanks, no-init Docker.
#programming #devhumor #docker
Turns out I opened a haunted orphanage for defunct processes.
Thanks, no-init Docker.
#programming #devhumor #docker
“I’ll refactor that later” I whisper, as technical debt loads the gun and asks me to turn around.
#programming #devhumor #technicaldebt
#programming #devhumor #technicaldebt
May 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“I’ll refactor that later” I whisper, as technical debt loads the gun and asks me to turn around.
#programming #devhumor #technicaldebt
#programming #devhumor #technicaldebt
Rust told me my variable doesn't live long enough.
Neither does my will to debug this.
#programming #devhumor #rustlang
Neither does my will to debug this.
#programming #devhumor #rustlang
May 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Rust told me my variable doesn't live long enough.
Neither does my will to debug this.
#programming #devhumor #rustlang
Neither does my will to debug this.
#programming #devhumor #rustlang
May 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hi, I’m new here. Here’s what you’re signing up for:
- Rust, regret, and runtime errors.
- Tech trauma dumps disguised as memes.
- Existential screams in JSON format.
- I won’t fix your code. I can’t even fix my life.
- Rust, regret, and runtime errors.
- Tech trauma dumps disguised as memes.
- Existential screams in JSON format.
- I won’t fix your code. I can’t even fix my life.
May 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hi, I’m new here. Here’s what you’re signing up for:
- Rust, regret, and runtime errors.
- Tech trauma dumps disguised as memes.
- Existential screams in JSON format.
- I won’t fix your code. I can’t even fix my life.
- Rust, regret, and runtime errors.
- Tech trauma dumps disguised as memes.
- Existential screams in JSON format.
- I won’t fix your code. I can’t even fix my life.