SegfaultAndCoffee
@segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social
Recovering from a 10-year merge conflict.
I type things until they work or I break.
https://segfaultandcoffee.com
I type things until they work or I break.
https://segfaultandcoffee.com
Ah yes. Welcome to JavaScript.
May 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Ah yes. Welcome to JavaScript.
Working with regex is always a coin toss between sanity and existential dread.
May 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Working with regex is always a coin toss between sanity and existential dread.
It’s running on a singlecore shared VPS with 512MB of RAM, so if it’s slow… blame AI. It took my job and left me with just enough compute to suffer.
May 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s running on a singlecore shared VPS with 512MB of RAM, so if it’s slow… blame AI. It took my job and left me with just enough compute to suffer.
Typed “kill child process.”
Gemini called a therapist.
Gemini called a therapist.
May 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Typed “kill child process.”
Gemini called a therapist.
Gemini called a therapist.
The Trump Doctrine: burn the house down, rebuild it with wet cardboard, then hold a press conference about your architectural genius.
May 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The Trump Doctrine: burn the house down, rebuild it with wet cardboard, then hold a press conference about your architectural genius.