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Selena Maranjian
@selenamaranjian.bsky.social
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Woman worrier, over-judger, catastrophist, cautiously optimistic, order Muppet. Love books, great TV, wooden jigsaw puzzles, and modern board games. Longtime (contract) writer for The Motley Fool. Sharing some humor to help us deal with stress. She/her.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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#gifts #giftideas #experiences #clutter
list of 52 clutter-free gifts, such as fruit baskets, cooking lessons, summer camp, and theater tickets.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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#DonnerParty #reindeer #santa
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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:) #raccoon #drunk
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store -- and photo of raccoon flat on the floor next to a toilet
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Spotted on FB:
"The unlikely connection of Tom Stoppard to cancer research.
And people still wonder why we need the arts...."
#cancer #arts #thearts #stoppard #tomstoppard #wow #math
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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#obama #educated
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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:) #rapture #oops
Image of lots of people ascending into the sky. Text says "fill a bunch of blowup dolls with helium and release them and watch people lost their minds thinking they missed the rapture."
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Love her.
#mollyivins #flag #constitution
“I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.” (Molly Ivins)
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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:) #cats #design #designer
"I am selling a designer chair -- with its designer." Photo of a shredded chair, with a mad looking cat on it.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Today I learned...
#math
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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:) #oops #food #crossfit
I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning. -- someone else says it's pronounced croissant and you ate four of them.
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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So true. :) #books
Seeing someone reading a book you love is like seeing a book recommending a person
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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:) #anarchy #boss #bossy
Someone has spray-painted "spread anarchy" on a wall. Someone else has spray-painted "don't tell me what to do!"
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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#economicblackout #blackout #boycott
We aint buying it -- info on boycotting target, amazon, and home depot
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Ha! #thanksgiving #deviledeggs #eggs #oops
My mom on thanksgiving: Please don't touch the deviled eggs in the fridge -- they're for guests. Photo of a snake with a huge egg stuffed in its mouth.
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Ha! :) #missuniverse #beauty #beautypageant
Says the miss universe competition. Shows five alien contestants -- miss vulcan, miss klingon, etc.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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"Looking at life from a different perspective makes you realize that it's not the deer that is crossing the road, rather it's the road that is crossing the forest." - Muhammad Ali
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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:) #science #math #flying
It's cool that when you walk from the back of the plane going up the aisle to your seat, other passengers are going 570 mph and you are going 572 mph.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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:) #monday #tired #work
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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:) #thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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:) #dogs #cooking #baking #cookies #potluck
"I can't wait for the office potluck! People always ask me how I make the paw print sugar cookies for perfect!" Image of someone pressing an actual paw into a cookie.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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:) #oops #trouble
old illustration of man's face contorted in agony. Says "when you're wearing socks and you step in water"
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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:)
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM