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selyxis
@selyxis.bsky.social
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dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked.
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byelacey.bsky.social
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
selyxis.bsky.social
Due to its reference to “frozen air” and manger scene allusion in the second verse, “Psalms 40:2” by The Mountain Goats is technically a Christmas song. In this essay I will say no more because those are my only two points. I'm right, though.
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
I’m too old to use these scissors. =(
A pair of scissors with a blue handle attached to orange cardboard packaging. The top line of white text reads, “FISKARS”. Below in smaller white text is the product description reading, “8 in. Teen Scissors”. Black and blue text in a white circle to the left of the scissor blades reads, “ages 15+” and black text in a white circle to the right reads, “#1 Teacher Recommended Brand”. The #1 part is inside a graphic of a red apple. In a smaller white circle to the lower right, black text reads, “Adult cutting performance for teens”. In the bottom left corner of the images, the tips of my pointer and middle finger are visible. My manicure is pale green and silver curving lines.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
Behold, a fantastically round mockingbird in my yard this morning!
A Northern mockingbird (a gray songbird with black and white patches on its wings) perched on the branch of a yaupon holly (an evergreen bush with small red berries). The mockingbird is fluffed up to preserve its body heat in the cold, making its body appear humorously round.
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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gooseworx.bsky.social
Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The majestic peak of Mt. Salad.
A close-up shot of a pile of croutons, sunflower seeds, bacon bits and shaved parmesan cheese atop a salad with Caesar dressing. The silver tines of a fork are visible at the top left of the image.
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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rbwrites.bsky.social
Oh my goodness, I am *9 follows* away from having 😱200 PEOPLE😱 reading my patreon.

So if you're wondering "what's something I can do for RB this holiday", all my writing is free. 👀 Give it a look, join if you wanna! And if you're already a member, then BOOST THIS :D

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creating awesome stories for your entertainment and delight!
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December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
selyxis.bsky.social
I generally like the holidays, but the downside of this season is that every second of my day is spoken for and I never have the house to myself. Appreciate your free time and alone time on my behalf, folks!
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
selyxis.bsky.social
Today I turned in my key for a workplace wherein I learned a lot but in retrospect was treated less than fairly. I'm still employed there, just working from home in a much smaller capacity. Not clear on how I feel about this, just typing. Wanna share about some not great jobs y'all've had?
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
Here y'all, enjoy the sound of me fighting for my life as I record some of the DSM-V-TR entry on ADHD. I didn't want to haul the whole computer into the closet, so I just used a voice recording phone app with my mic. App suggestions or general advice welcome!

whyp.it/tracks/32641...
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Things I've recently relearned while trying some audio stuff:
1. The DSM is copyrighted, because of course it is.
2. I still have within me a test proctor voice that has lain dormant since grad school.
3. I sure do have a fuckin lisp! Apparently obvious to many people around me?!
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
A close-cropped mirror selfie of me, a fair-skinned white person, with the focus of the image centered on my hands holding my phone to display my manicure. Part of my right arm, my torso in a dark-green shirt, and my wavy blonde hair are visible in the background. My nails have curved, irregular stripes of alternating white, purple, black, and chromatic blue. My phone case has chaotic, marbleized swirls of dark blue, dark maroon, pale blue, pale purple, olive green, pale pink, goldenrod yellow, rusty orange, and dark teal.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
Last week, I posted a minute of an old video as a YouTube short just to see how it'd do. Went okay enough that I may start alternating long and short videos to get more mileage out of what I've already made. I'm researching, but would welcome any suggestions/advice on this topic!
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
selyxis.bsky.social
Pick a season already!
The branches of a sweetgum tree with varying colors of leaves: reddish-brown on the right side, getting darker in the bottom center; light orange leaves near the top middle turning to yellow-green; and full green leaves with small patches of red-orange on the top left side.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I bought this cool magnifying paperweight thing from an antique store today because TODAY’S MY FUCKING 44TH BIRTHDAY AND I LIKE TO PARTY HARD.
A page of text from the 4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons book, “The Plane Above: Secrets of the Astral Sea” by Rob Heinsoo. A clear half-sphere-shaped paperweight with a brass flower decoration on its top is magnifying the text, “NAVIGATING THE ASTRAL SEA”. I’m holding the paperweight and you can see some pink and green swirl nail designs on my thumbnail. An illustration of an astral ship and my keyboard with green and black keys are both visible in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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if you see this quote with a female anime character that you love
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
selyxis.bsky.social
My old phone is now well and truly dead. Time to agonize over my new phone case purchase and how well it encapsulates my entire personality.
November 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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COMPLAINT WAYPOINT

Place some complaints here and I'll commiserate with you about 'em.
a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera
Alt: Cookie Monster, a blue, furry Muppet from Sesame Street, covering his googly eyes in what is likely cookie-related dismay. Before I edited this, the default text read, "a cookie monster from sesame street is smiling and looking at the camera." What do they mean "a cookie monster"? Is there more than one Cookie Monster? Also, although one could argue that his puppet mouth looks like a fixed smile, the gif is clearly cut to show how unhappy he is. I don't think these default alt text messages could be AI since they're uncapitalized and rife with typos and logical errors. Where do these come from? Why do they suck so bad?
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October 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Y’ever get your picture taken by a friend and it randomly looks so nice that you're thereafter obligated to use it as a profile pic for a while? One of those happened to me recently. In it, I am holding (and gazing lovingly at) a chicken.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
Recent fashion highlights: Docs & sox.
A close-up picture of my outfit from the ankles down: dark blue straight leg jeans, socks with a cream/brown/black geometric pattern, and blue, silver, and gold paisley Doc Martens oxfords. My left foot is crossed over my right knee. There’s a blue and cream rug with a square pattern on a light brown carpet in the background. A close-up showing my left foot crossed over my right knee to show the details of my blue velvet Doc Martens boots. I’m wearing medium blue jeans rolled up to the ankle to show my gold-and-black striped socks. There’s a blue and cream rug with a square pattern on a light brown carpet in the background.
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
just spotted a typo in a week-old video title
a cartoon character wearing a colorful jester hat and glasses
Alt: Pomni, a cartoon jester in a cap-and-bells costume of primary colors, standing with a hunched anxious posture on a light brown floor with a red stage curtain behind her. She is staring wall-eyed at nothing.
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October 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Mildly self-deprecating joke about poorly handling the absurd state of the world. Encouraging thought and vague joke about revolution.
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
Recently dreamt I was recording myself reading diagnostic criteria from the DSM-V-TR, audiobook style. Tried to read ADHD aloud today with no mistakes and it was tricky, dude. Maybe I'll piecemeal it to share for my replacement-of-NaNoWriMo activity.
October 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
selyxis.bsky.social
w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
Michelangelo's Creation of Adam painting from the Sistine Chapel, but Adam has been replaced by an angry kitty, paw raised to swat the outstretched finger of God.
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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First of hopefully four Halloween-themed ASMR videos this month! Visuals are okayish but the audio is good – I did literally 33 cuts to trim out anything too-loud and make it as even/smooth as possible.
youtu.be/JuFN_SBqi7w
ASMR: Softy Scratchy Spiderweb Sounds (no talking textured fabric sounds airflow white noise)
YouTube video by selyxisASMR
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October 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM