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selyxis
@selyxis.bsky.social
dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked.
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Happiest of birthdays to you!
a gnome is holding a ball of yarn with the words happy birthday below it
Alt: A stop-motion animation of a gnome knitting a heart out of red yarn.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I listened a few times but I can't hear anything but chirpin'.
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Christopher is BIRD ORB.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
It's about how earth has changed geologically over time plus lots of identifying fossils! Millions of years ago during the Cretaceous period, Central Texas was part of the Western Interior Seaway. Marine fossils are everywhere here, like these exogyra my youngest found in the schoolyard yesterday.
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
All of that sounds super chic and impressive! Seems like the ingredients for a diplomat (or a secret agent).
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
What a cool set of classes! I would love to take fiction writing classes, but there aren't any near me.
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Yay for productivity! Those look breakfasty, like they'd go good with coffee.
February 1, 2026 at 9:13 AM
January lasted several terrible years, I tell ya wut.
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Those cookies: *squinting at the brightness like the tired guy in the meme*
The Big Light is a necessary evil sometimes.
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Nice
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I've seen headlines in the last few years about exploding trees. Is this, like, a commonly known thing up north? Have you ever seen a tree-splosion?!
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Weather-triggered pain is such bullshit. Like, a widespread geological phenomenon says fuck you in particular? Deeply uncalled for, Earth.
January 20, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I'm sorry you're going through it. Me too. I'm busy as hell and the state of the world has me emotionally fried while I'm trying to keep up with everything I have to get done. Time will pass and things will get better, even if it doesn't feel like it now. 🫂
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
NICE
the number 69 is displayed on a green and orange background
Alt: The number 69 is grooving on a dancefloor under some rainbow lights.
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Exactly!

(I barely remembered posting this, then notifications started popping up. Sleep posting be weird content.)
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Nothing with "disco" in its name should be that deeply uncool. I'm glad you have some next steps, at least! 🪩 🩻
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
That's horrible! That's a steep increase, and with very little warning time to prepare. I wonder if the increase runs afoul of any state or local laws in your area?
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 AM
That's the worst! Hopefully it'll let up and the upcoming appointment will give you some solutions.
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM