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Sam
@semerson.bsky.social
Just a guy.
My pineapple plant is growing a little pineapple! This is not a drill, people!!!
February 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The stupid dumb idiot corner for stupid dumb idiots.
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We truly are a decadent and depraved people.
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Boxing Day dinner guest at my parents’.
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Merr Crissmas🎄
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Goodbye, best friend.
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Cindy. The greatest dog I’ve ever known and a better friend than I deserved.
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to the world’s cutest tripping hazard.
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Got my cat a Glock.
October 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
America is finally great again.
July 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Happy explosions day!
July 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Moon tree at Bham Botanical Gardens
June 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fuzzy little dick tried to get the drop on me.
June 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Guess who made vegan stuffed shells? (It was me)
June 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Spider friend helping me measure.
June 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Get pat, idiot.
May 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I saw a turtle foraging at the bottom of a pond today. Never seen that before.
May 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Aw yeah lily time
May 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Weird lookin birds out here today.
May 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lady of the lake lookin a bit heftier than I imagined. #fatdog
May 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One of my dad’s friends stopped by to say hello.
May 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hiking near Mena, AR with my mom. Forgot how beautiful it is here . #nature
May 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My dad’s squirrel friends. #squirrel
May 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Guess who found a snake skin under his trash can?

It me. I find snake skin under trash can.
May 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Rainy day at the botanical garden.
May 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM