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it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
This is the single greatest political cartoon in the history of mankind.
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
This is the single greatest political cartoon in the history of mankind.
The great thing about American imperialism in 2026 is that there’s no need to make new protest signs. You can just re-use those old “No Blood for Oil” signs from 2003.
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The great thing about American imperialism in 2026 is that there’s no need to make new protest signs. You can just re-use those old “No Blood for Oil” signs from 2003.
Apropos of nothing: it’s interesting to think that if the German government had cracked down hard on the Nazis after the Beer Hall Putsch, we might have avoided all that bloodshed and horror.
Instead, they got a relative slap on the wrist, allowed to stay in politics, and eventually seized power.
Instead, they got a relative slap on the wrist, allowed to stay in politics, and eventually seized power.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Apropos of nothing: it’s interesting to think that if the German government had cracked down hard on the Nazis after the Beer Hall Putsch, we might have avoided all that bloodshed and horror.
Instead, they got a relative slap on the wrist, allowed to stay in politics, and eventually seized power.
Instead, they got a relative slap on the wrist, allowed to stay in politics, and eventually seized power.
We truly are a decadent and depraved people.
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We truly are a decadent and depraved people.
Boxing Day dinner guest at my parents’.
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Boxing Day dinner guest at my parents’.
Cindy. The greatest dog I’ve ever known and a better friend than I deserved.
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Cindy. The greatest dog I’ve ever known and a better friend than I deserved.
Happy Thanksgiving to the world’s cutest tripping hazard.
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to the world’s cutest tripping hazard.
The reason the capitalist class loves dictators is that it lowers the number of politicians you need to bribe to one: the dictator.
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The reason the capitalist class loves dictators is that it lowers the number of politicians you need to bribe to one: the dictator.
I didn’t think the symbols of antifascist resistance would be sandwiches and inflatable frog costumes, but here we are.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I didn’t think the symbols of antifascist resistance would be sandwiches and inflatable frog costumes, but here we are.
I just for real yelled at a book y’all.
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just for real yelled at a book y’all.
Mythology is basically just fanfiction.
October 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mythology is basically just fanfiction.
Folks really be out here power scaling the Addams Family.
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Folks really be out here power scaling the Addams Family.
It’s ironic that civilization, built out of human cooperation, has created the environs that allow “alpha lone wolf” antisocial douches to exist. In a state of nature, being a selfish dick would get you kicked out of the group to die alone in the wilderness.
October 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’s ironic that civilization, built out of human cooperation, has created the environs that allow “alpha lone wolf” antisocial douches to exist. In a state of nature, being a selfish dick would get you kicked out of the group to die alone in the wilderness.
Just reached the combination of high and drunk to beg my cat for the definition of radial symmetry.
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just reached the combination of high and drunk to beg my cat for the definition of radial symmetry.
Me, having a sudden blast of divine inspiration as if a bolt from God’s own psyche briefly pierced the veil like a spear of utmost light, jamming irrevocably into my own consciousness revealing secrets both sublime and monstrous: “Oatmeal pizza.”
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Me, having a sudden blast of divine inspiration as if a bolt from God’s own psyche briefly pierced the veil like a spear of utmost light, jamming irrevocably into my own consciousness revealing secrets both sublime and monstrous: “Oatmeal pizza.”
Twink Death?
Skinny, no body hair, no wrinkles; yeah, I guess Death qualifies as a twink.
Skinny, no body hair, no wrinkles; yeah, I guess Death qualifies as a twink.
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Twink Death?
Skinny, no body hair, no wrinkles; yeah, I guess Death qualifies as a twink.
Skinny, no body hair, no wrinkles; yeah, I guess Death qualifies as a twink.
Don’t let anyone tell you this isn’t fascism.
September 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Don’t let anyone tell you this isn’t fascism.
Sex crimes but they’re just regular crimes done in a really slutty way. Is this anything?
September 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sex crimes but they’re just regular crimes done in a really slutty way. Is this anything?
New game show idea: “Leopardy.”
It’s like Jeopardy but they release a live leopard onto the set.
It’s like Jeopardy but they release a live leopard onto the set.
August 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
New game show idea: “Leopardy.”
It’s like Jeopardy but they release a live leopard onto the set.
It’s like Jeopardy but they release a live leopard onto the set.
Watching Deep Space Nine like God intended: in the form of various clips the YouTube algorithm decides to throw up on my front page.
July 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Watching Deep Space Nine like God intended: in the form of various clips the YouTube algorithm decides to throw up on my front page.
The masculine urge to put small animals in your mouth and carry them to the riverbank like a mother alligator.
July 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The masculine urge to put small animals in your mouth and carry them to the riverbank like a mother alligator.